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chapter 3

I look around, the world seems dark and motionless, like I am the only one left.

Then, out of the gloom, I hear it. The torturous screaming and moaning, like your worst nightmare come to life.

I scream and grab my ears, trying to block the noise out before I went crazy, like everyone else had when they heard it.

I fall to the ground, my umbrella falling into the darkness.

Justin Bieber walks towards me, dancing and singing.

"NOOOOOOOOO00000000oooooooooo..............!" I yell.

I yell so loud that I poo my pants, the smell is so much for him, that he gasps, grabs his throat and dies.

"YAY!" I cheer and jump and start to dance.

While I am dancing, I see a small blue thing and a small orange thing, swimming, kind of, in the trench around me.

I then realize it is Marlin and Dory, Dory is singing.... "just keep swimming swimming swimming, what do we do, we swim swim, lalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaalalalalala!"

"Dory, I think we are lost."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"But we have been in this trench since 1982!  I think we are!

"Youre right, I think we are, and my tummy is telling me we are! I am starving!"

Dory looks around then spots me.

Fangs grow out of her gums and she charges for me, opening her mouth wide enough for me to fit into it.

I scream and piont to the dead justin bieber, hoping she will take him, but she still comes for me.

Suddenly Mary Poppins flies out of the clouds with her umbrella and grabs my hand, carrying me away, while spooning medicine into Dory's mouth, while singing,

"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down!"

We fly all the way to Narnia, where Aslan is playing cricket with Mr Tumnus.

As we land, Aslan runs over to Mary Poppins and hugs her, "sis! Havent seen you in ages!"

Mary Poppins laughs and hugs him back.

Then Aslan brings her over to Mr Tumnus, "Mary, this is the guy I was telling you about, what do you think?"

Mr Tumnus waves at her and Mary Poppins blushes, "hello" she says shyly.

Mr Tumnus looks at her for a long time then kisses her.

They liplock for a VERYVERYVERYVERYVERYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRYEVRY long time.

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Hey, I finished finally!

hope you like it! :)

-Matisse