I suddenly get hit on the head, with the cricket bat, making a nice big dint in the back of my head.
"That hurt" I say just before I colapse on the ground.
I slowly open my eyes and look around but a agonizing pain goes through the back of my head.
Then I quickly come back to realaitiy, noticing that I am up sidedown, I grab my head, because it is spining like a top.
I hear a chicken noise and look to either side of me, seeing a row of chickens hanging upside down aswell.
I ask where am I and what is happening, the chicken just stares at me and clucks, not giving me a straight answer.
Ahead I see the chickens begining to fall down onto a run way that leads into, which looks like a huge oven.
"It will be fine" I say to myself, but then see the chickens come out the otherside and they are roasted all the way through.
"Time to panic" I scream and thrash around but the metal bars that are to tight around my ankels.
I reach the entrance and the metal releases me and I fall flat on my face.
"Ouch, that hurt" I anounce to the chickens it is not like they can talk any way I ssay to myself.
"Arrrr, it is so hot inn there" I hear a voice scream as something enters the oven.
I look ahead notice it is a chicken talking, but how can it be, I must be doing crazy or something.
My turn comes up to go into the oven and I begin to swear, like crazy, i dont know if it because of the heat, or if I am just scared, i pooed my pants again. I grab another chicken that is standing next to me and knock it out, killing hoopefully.
Then I begin to pull out its insides and climb inside it for a protection from the ovens deadly flames.
I almost lose consciences, but then I feel I sign of relief, a cool brezze comes in and I start cooling down.
I hop out of the chicken and notice I am sitting in the bottom of the pie pastry, heading for the veggie station.
Finish my second chapter, sorry it is so weird and random, but thats how it is meant to be- Jaz
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