Your POV
"What the hell?" I heard Jasper grumble as she intensely studied what was going on, on the TV. I had to admit that it was about the most adorable thing I have seen.
"What are you smiling at?" Jasper said turning her full attention to me. I automatically blushed and looked away. Damn... I needed to stop doing that.
"N-nothing." I said shaking my head.
"Hmph." Jasper grumbled some more before looking back at the TV. I really wish Mya would come back. I didn't feel comfortable watching her. I felt like she was going to holler off and kill me just because she felt like it.
"Hey!" Jasper's orange cheeks darkened as the "inappropriate" scene on the TV got more intense. I literally had to bite the shit out of my lip to keep from laughing.
"Yes Jasper?" I pulled myself together so I could at least look at her.
"What is going on? Is he trying to consume the woman?" Jasper stared in complete confusion at the TV.
"You never seen a sex scene? Do you even know what sex is?" I asked in disbelief. Now I know Jasper came from out of space and what not but this was ridiculous.
"Sex?" She raised her eyebrow at me. It was so adorable how clueless she was.
"Yes Jasper. Sex is what people do to make babies or just do it to pleasure each other." I said trying to explain it to where she understood me.
"A baby?"
"You can't be serious." I said before getting up and watching towards the kitchen. For someone who brags about how much smarter she is than humans, she sure didn't know nothing.
"Come back here and explain to me what 'sex' is!" Jasper trailed after me. I reached in the refrigerator and grabbed me soft drink before turning around in Jasper's direction. How could I give someone 'the talk' and I haven't had that shit myself?
"A baby is what a human is. It's the youngest form of human. How you get a baby is you have sex the normal way." I said opened my soda.
"There is more than one way to have this... sex?"
"Yup. The female and male way is the normal way." I explained.
"What are the other ways?"
"With a male and male, a female and a female." I answered.
"Well... what's the difference?" I scoffed. This woman was a true piece I tell you.
"With a female and male you need a vagina and a penis. The vagina was a hole, aka a slit, that the penis goes into. The male, the one with the penis, strokes in and out the vagina until he ejaculates, aka cums, aka releases semen into the vagina. Until you have protected sex. Which means you use a condom or some kind of birth control to prevent having a baby. Also the vagina can 'cum' or squirt also."-
"Squirt?"
"Ughhh... it like a strong force of water just splurting out"-
"You humans and your ridiculous words... but what about a female and a female?" She continued with the questions. I smiled.
"Well that you be called lesbian sex. How lesbians have sex is they usually eat each other out," I look at Jasper who looked hella confused by that and started to paraphrase it, "They use their mouths to pleasure each other, also with their hands, even adult toys." I finished.
"Toys"-
"Instruments or tools that can help with sexual pleasure. Damn you ask a lot of questions." I said to her.
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