"Ovaries Exploded" Ron announced. As Niall from One Direction strode into the Great Hall.
"You have ovaries?!" Hermione said louder than intended.
"Ron's gay what?????????" Harry asked dumbfounded and had no idea what was going on.
"I KNEW IT!!!!" NIA SHOUTED OVER EVERYBODY.
"Calm thy Tits" Dumbldore said, the whole Great Hall went silent. "We have new students who have come to enroll at Hogwartssssssssssss!!!"
Phil gasped. " I HATE NOOBS!!!" he screamed.
"NOBODY CARES!!!" PEWDIE SHOUTED.
"SHHHHHH" Hermione spat.
"As I was saying, the famous lads from One Direct-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dan fangirled. Phil face palming at his friends stupidity.
"One Direction shall be attending Hogwarts this year!!!! and will be judging the triwizard tornament!" Dumbledore finished.
Everybody clapped.
Harry Potter had no idea that his name will be put in the Goblet Of Fire. Only Nia knew cause she is a psyco, nah she just read his book that this women wrote. She probably a psyco too.
Ginny seemed overexcited about the whole event. She couldn't stop herself from staring at Harry Styles and his fitted jeans.
"WHAT YOU FANCY HIM????/????/ !1j!!!!!" Ron exclaimed, looking at his sister. "Maybe!" Ginny retorted.
"Whatevs I'm going to the library" Hermione said with a sassy tone. *snaps fingerz in Z formation*
"I'm going to instagram this Shit!" Harry Styles said taking a quick pic with Dumbledore. #BEARDAGRAM #DUCKDYNASTY
"Actually this place is quite cool" Liam said. Zayn and Louis agreed.
"Such a big ass" Fleur mumbled to Cho Chang.
"WANT TO SEE ME TWERK?! GET MILEY CYRUS UP IN HERE!!" Louis smirked at Fleur.
He started to shake his FABO ass. Kingsley and Lohanthany joined in. They all twerked Nsync to A$$ by Big Sean. Lolz.
Harry S. gracefully leaped between the twerking threesome, to snap a exhilarating photo. #TWERKTEAM #SHAKEDAT
Nia stood ontop of Draco's shoulders as she recoreded her fave. people on her iPad.
"This doesn't usually happen at Hogwarts" HP whispered to a first year who just got sorted.
"I don't mind it, I like awesome peeps" Brizzy told him.
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~ Jessie
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