"When is this girl gonna update hmm?" Cat asked herself as she sat waiting for her best friend to write a blurb. She checks Wattpad and Kik but sees no sign of a story. Cat groaned in frustration and fell back onto her bed. "mEOW!" Oops. She fell on top of her black kitten, Toothless. "Awe I'm soooo sorry bud did I hurt you?" Sarcasm lining Caiti's voice. Her cat gave her a death stare and stocked off. Cat stuck out her tongue and layed back down on her bed which was horribly made, stacks of books and homework from IB wizardry classes scattered everywhere. She stared at her popcorn ceiling for what seemed like eternity (which in reality was only two minutes) when her iPhone gave off a notification sound. "Hnnnnng" Cat screeched as she quickly sat up and scrambled to find her mobile device. "Bloody hell, where did I put the thang?!" She shifted through her blankets and books but couldn't spot the black phone. "fUCCCKKK WHERE THE HELL?!!!" Caitilyn screamed. She hoped off her bed and planked on the floor to search the depths of her what was underneath her mattress. She griped her hand on what felt like something hard and pulled. Her school wand appeared in her hand. "Omggg I was looking for dis!!" Cat pulled herself up and waved her wand. "Accio my phone" that's a real spell, right? Just then she heard whines and cries from nearby, it was Toothless. "What's wrong ba- " Toothless flew from where he was laying in pain and hit his owner right in the face. "Wtf mane" cat whined, now on the floor yet again. She glanced up, Toothless was hacking as if he had a hair ball, then out pops Cats iPhone covered in kitten spit. "Omfggg tOOTHLESS!!" She took the cat and threw it then grabbed her phone and opened Kik.
girl_almighty: I'll be done with the blurb soon, just wait goddamnit!
"IVE DONT MY WAITING TWELVE YEARS IN ASKABAN!!! ALVDKSBEJEBEKDBDKS!!!!!"
{ this is what happens when you make Caitilyn wait}