"THAT'S YOUR VAGINA DUMBASS!!!" Phil shouted over all the Griffindors in the common room.
"I DON'T HAVE A VAGINA I HAVE A DICK!" Dan snapped.
"WELL IT'S SOOOO SMALL IT LOOKS LIKE ONE!" Phil retorted.
"How would you know?" Harry P. muttered to himself, listening in to the convo. He was trying to study for Snape's potion test.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppppppp????!!!!!!!!!!!' Ron greeted Harry. "Caiti is lookin fine tonight" he smirked. Ron gestured over to a ginger who actually wasn't in his family.
"Nice" Harry muttered, he wasn't really listening.
"I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR BIRTHING AREA!!!!" Phil screamed.
"Niall Can You Sign My iPad?!" Nia asked the irish boy.
"Am I the only one who likes the Hunger Games better than Harry Potter?!" Gabby asked particularly no one.
"Duck Face" Harry S. anouced and everyone crammed in so he can take a pic on his iPhone. #DUCKFACE #HOGWARTS #GRIFFINDORS #BITCHESTHATWILLDOANYTHINGISAY
"Fuck it i'm going to the dormitory!" HP said to Ron, who wasn't even next to him anymore. He turned around and saw Ron flirting with Caiti. He sighed and walked up the stairs.
"I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN KICK THAT HIGH!" Dan yelled to Phil.
"Watch Me" Phil stated and flung his leg in the air, he wasn't even close to hitting Dan instead he ran into Jenna, who ran into Pewds, who ran into Nia, who fell ontop of Neville.
"IS MY BABY OKAY?!" Nia screamed still ontop of Neville her iPad had slid across the common room floor.
"I think its okay" Ron said picking it up upside down, which wasn't a good idea cause once he picked it up it fell out of its case and back on the floor this time leaving cracks all down it's screen.
Ron's mouth hung open. Actually everyone in the common room had their mouth opened in a gasp.
"Your so fucked" Malfoy told the red head. Nia had gotten up from ontop of Neville and (to everybody's shock) went up to Ron and hugged him real tight.
Ron was quite suprised himself. Until......
"I'll kill you when your sleeping" Nia whipered in his ear, giving him a tight squeeze. She let go, "Good night....... and sleep tight" she told him, she then turned on her heels and went to her dormitory taking her broken iPad and Caiti with her.
"Your Birthing Area Is On Your Forehead Right?" Dan asked Ron.
Ron nodded, still shaking with fear.
Harry pulled out his phone. #YOURBIRTHINGAREA #BROKENiPAD #RONISGONNADIETONIGHT
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