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"EVERYONE LIKES YOUR SEXUAL FACES!!!" Harry S. told the Trio from across the yard.
"Ugh it's soooo hot" Ron complained as they were outside sitting on the grass. "Usually it's cold as a bitch, what happened???"
"NIGGA WE GONNA LEARN SHAPES!!" Nia told Julia as she took a whiteboard out of her back pocket. She took a neon sharpie and scribbled on the board.
"THIS IS A FUCKING CIRCLE!" Nia taught Julia turning the whiteboard around to show the bloudie.
"But that's a squa-"
"DON'T QUESTION ME!" Nia screeched whilist throwing the board at the confused girl.
"I feel like that's all I hear from Nia's mouth" Harry P. told his friends.
"I actually like her, she is brave and...er...speaks her mind" Hermione told him.
Ron rolled his eyes.
Zayn and Liam came running out of the castle.
"Everyone it's time to find out who our champions are!!" They announced.
Everyone seemed excited, but one thing on HPs mind confused him.
"Why are we seeing the champions so early? The students from Burmstrang and Beaxbaton aren't even here yet." He asked the two older boys.
Zayn and Liam exchanged looks, then turned to Harry.
"They aren't coming...see...there has been.....er....a change of plans" Zayn Admitted.
Harry was even more confused then before he asked the question.
"Yeah I'm sticking to my iPhone" Nia explained to Lee and George. Lee was obviously flirting with the ghetto girl. However George seemed to be next to her for a different reason.
"Hey" George said to Caiti who was walking next to Nia, the brunette and the ginger forgot the bloudie down by the squid infested lake.
"Oh hi" Caiti replied with a smile. They began to have a beautiful conversation about unicorns, as everybody and their mother headed for the Great Hall.
"THE GOFF EVERYBODY!" Dumbledore said to the audience, he got loud claps in return.
"HELL YEAH!!" The twins and Lee shouted even though they knew their chances were ruined by Dike and his big ass hands.
The clapping subsided and Dumbledore spoke again.
"I know everyone thought the students from Burmstrang and Boaxbaton were to stay at Hogwarts and compete. But we had a sudden change of plans."
Everybody whispered to each other.
"Instead of judging the triwizard tournament, One Direction has decided they will compete! Each boy has put their name in, however remember only three champions can be chosen." Dumbledore explained.
Harry P. felt sick. He couldn't help but feel like he was going to get chosen, and it's not just because Nia told him he was going to, but because he didn't want to get chosen. Ughhhhh it's just like the fucking hunger games!!
Then reality flooded him, how could he get chosen? He wasn't old enough and he certainly didn't put his name in the GOFF.
"It's choosing time!!" Dumbledore stated. Everyone stopped talking and listened.
The GOFF made a weird noise, then vomited a piece of parchment out of its flames. Dumbledore caught the piece and read the name aloud.
"CEDRIC DIGGORY!!!"
Cheers came from the Hufflepuff table as Cedric came on stage, shook hands with Dumbledore, and went into the next room.
The GOFF choked up another piece of paper.
"I get it, choking on that dick!" Seamus said blankly. Ginny had to clamp her hand to her mouth to stop her loud laughter.
"LOUIS TOMLINSON!"
Dan and Phil screamed and cheered.
Louis swaggered to Dumbledore, then off stage.
Finally the GOFF up chucked its last name.
Harry P. started sweating he felt so nervous.
"HARRY STYLES"
Harry P. gasped a load of relief, as the other Harry walked toward the stage.
Earning several screams and a faint, Dan, Harry winked at the audience before stalking offstage.
#WIN. #CHAMPION #BEJELLY
"Okay those are our champ-"
"HARRY POTTER!!"
What?! Harry thought to himself. This can't be happening. Ron stared at him with jealousy and shock. Everyone in hall looked shocked.
Harry hesitated. He didn't know what to do, how could this happen?!
Hermione had to give him a harsh shove to bring him back to life.
"HARRY POTTER!" Snape called again, holding a fourth piece of parchment in his hand.
Harry quickly stood up, quite aware of everyone in the room staring a him. He slowly walked towards the podium.
"He's a fraud!"
"He's not even seventeen yet!"
"NIGGA YOU GON DIE!!!"
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