"Our Sexy Guests Have An Announcement To Make!" Dumbledore told everyone at breakfast.
"Not again, Lord Help Us!" Harry P. raised his hands to the ceiling.
Everyone clapped and cheered as One Direction swaggered up to the podium.
"GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" Draco dragged the word out. Nia bitch slapped him on the side of the head, telling him to and I quote "Shut The Fuck Up, Before I PUNCH YOU IN DA DICK!"
Harry S. muffled a chuckle as he took the microphone from Dumbledore.
The five of them spoke in unison as they said the announcement that nobody really cared for except all the girls and the homos *cough cough Dan & Phil cough*
"As everyone probably already knows, we have a new album coming out...that you guys are dying to know the name of......IT'S CALLED...... (everyone held their breath) ......MIDNIGHT MEMORIES!!!" they yelled excitedly.
No words could describe the feels of the crowd.
"IT'S ABOUT SEX ISN'T IT?!" Nia said with a clearly not amused face.
1D:
NIA:
1D:
NIA:
1D:
NIA: ISN'T IT?!
LIAM: MAYBE!!
They all then turned and ran for it.
Dumbldore quickly stood back on the podium. He then placed what looked like a giant champagne glass in front of him for the whole Great Hall to see.
"This..........IS MY DICK!" Everyone looked confused and disgusted,confusted. "NAH IT'S JUST......
THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumbledore told them.
Small chatter filled the hall.
"HOWEVER! NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF SEVENTEEN SHALL BE PERMITTED TO PUT THEIR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE" he told them.
Everyone huffed and puffed, hufflepuffed lolz.
"THAT'S RUBBISH!" Fred and George shouted.
"BULLSHITTTTTTTT!! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!" PEWDS SCREAMED.
"alright alright, everyone settle down, go place your names in the Goblet, I'm going to take a nice bubble bath" Albus told them.
"Probably with Professor McGonagall" Ron muttered.
"Either that or he's gonna go jack off to some porn magazines" Seamus snickered.
Everyone then started clearing out of the hall except the few who were placing their names in the Goblet. Harry, Ron, and Hermione stayed back to watch.
Cedric Diggory waltzed towards the GOF. GOF lolz. With a slip of parchment in his hand. He placed into the flames and stalked off.
Fred and George came next, even though they were underaged. Claiming they found a way around security.
"LET'S DO THIS!" They howled.
The twins dramatically jumped the age line, and slowly put their names towards the GOF.
Just then a gigantic big black hand swatted their names away.
"NOT IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!' Dike screamed, then raced away.
"WHAT THE ACTUALLY BLOODY HELL WAS THAT TALL BLACK MAN DOING BEHIND THE GOFFF?" Ron questioned everyone.
'That's a question to ask yourself mate" Harry replied.
"Hey BEOTCHES GUESS WHO JUST GOT THEIR iPAD FIXED?!" Nia asked them.
FWACATY! CRACK!
"NOT IN MY HOLABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11D!!!!" DIKE SHRIEKED. WAGING A FINGER IN NIA'S FACE. Her iPad now cracked for the second time in a row.
"PAYBACK'S A BITCH ISN'T IT?" Malfoy smirked.
Nia's fist flew to Draco's crotch. Making him double over in pain.
"BOLLY WOP, POP! DROP KICK, HUT!" Hermione said in between laughs.
"That was bloody BRILLIANT!" Ron stated.
Harry: *Facepalm*
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