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calum hood and you.

@sexplicitalcal: it's my birthday so either get naked or follow me.

@sexplicitcal: better idea... get naked and follow me into my bedroom ;-)

@sexplicitcal: i would say i'm sorry for my pervertedness but i'm not so

@sexplicitcal: BUT CALUM ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY IM FUCKING LEGAL GOD FUCK IM 18!!!1!!!2!!1!

@sexplicitcal: i came to kangaroo country to see slfl in your hometown so i'm in sydney and you're in sydney ;-)

@sexplicitcal: are you picking up what i'm laying down ;-)

@sexplicitcal: holy fuck...

@sexplicitcal: YOUCAN LEGALLY DRINK IN AUSTRALIA AT 18...

@sexplicitcal: IM 18.

@sexplicitcal: FUCK IT IM GOING CLUBBING

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@sexplicitcal: GOING CLUBBING WITH THE HOES TONIGHT FOR THE BIG ONE-EIGHT!!!

*new tweet from calum hood*

@Calum5SOS: i need a drink

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