Hillary Clinton lay in bed, her one true love next to her. "Shall we pander to millennials with memes we don't understand?" "Yes," said hot sauce breathlessly, "let's just do it." With a gleam in her eyes, Hillary said "nice start."
Author's note: Hillary claimed that she loved hot sauce and carried it around everyday. Trump accused her of pandering to black people's love of hot sauce. Just a little background, in case you're wondering about my inspiration.
