Hillary was surprised that she waited so long before finally getting it on with president Obama. After laying next to him, she remembered that some teens believed that he was the 'chillest' president, so she figured that that meant that he would understand her trendy references. She whispered breathily "hit that nae nae." Obama stood up and exclaimed "Nope! I am not doing that! Goodbye! Obamacare! Later!"
Pretty sure this is the one everyone's been waiting for... and then waiting longer cause I forgot to update this whoops lmao
