Hillary figured that after all of her adventures in bed, there was one certain president she could get with. She called her husband, and he immediately answered with "I told you, I DID NOT have sexual relations with this woman." "Bill," she said, "I didn't say anything." Bill hung up and continued cheating on his wife as the government impeached him for being a dick and as Hillary cried alone.
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