Hillary was tired of the stuck-up presidents and candidates, so today she decided to just stick with the cook at her home that she occasionally used to cheat on Bill. Today, he had a small announcement. "I have a foreign language kink." Hillary began listing every type of pasta that she knew, as she had never had any desire to communicate with anyone slightly different. She managed to get away with it, however, because as we all know, she's very good at bullshit.