Naruto love story: Saskue's jar of hearts (Editing)

The interview, The Forest of Death

-Saskue's pov- 

After we all meet up the next day we headed toward the area were the second part of the chunin exams are held.

"hey you guys I know this is out of my character but let's go KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS!!", Yumi yelled jumping on my back.

"Yumi who have you sake??" I asked her because she smelled heavy of it.

"haha nobody I ess thinking allot and saw a bottle and thought whee this would be fun", she said giggling.

"naruto, sakura I'll meet you guys there I'm gonna go get Yumi some water and an aspirin so this can wear off quickly", I said jumping to my house.

I put her down on the couch and went upstairs to my bathroom and found the aspirin. I walked back downstairs to see Yumi singing.

"HOT AND DANGEROUS IF YOUR ONE OF US THEN ROLL WITH US CAUSE WE MAKE THE HIPSTERS FALL IN LOVE WE WE GOT OUR HOT PANTS ON AND UP AND YES OF COURSE OUR DOES WE RUNNING THIS TOWN JUST LIKE A CLUB AND KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH US GOT JESUS ON MY NECKLACES", she then looked at me and started to walk towards me.

"shh don't tell anyone about this", she then started to smiling and started to twirl around.

"Yumi come on we have to go the others are waiting for us", I said trying to make her chime along.

"Okay Saskue but come here I have to tell you a secret", she said jumping on the island of my counter sitting on it.

I walked towards her and she grabbed my ear.

"my secret is haha my secret is", she then passed out.

"well I guess I'll have to carry you there come in were already late", I said picking her up.

"hehe he fell for it..... daddy", she said in her sleep.

I wonder isn't her father dead. Hmm she's probably just dreaming and him. By the time we arrive Yumi was awoke again and I gave her the aspirin.

I looked around to see naruto getting interviewed. And sakura punching him for telling the kids a half true story.

I put Yumi down and konahamaru and his friends rushed up to her.

"hey Yumi can we ask you a few questions for our interview", konahamaru asked with chibi eye.

"haha sure", she said smiling. I guess the effects of the sake wore off but still want did she mean by fall for it

"who are best shinobi on team 7?",

"well we're all great in out own way and have different skills that overcomes one another", she said with a closed eye smile.

"but I say the two strongest are naruto and saskue I could never put one over the other because there always competing with each other so there neck and neck", she said with a closed eye smile.

"and also because they know pain and sometimes pain its good for you to feel because it also makes you stronger but careful not to mix pain with revenge a lot of shinobi can't separate the two and end up going mad", she said smiling still.

And what I wonder is what pain did she feel before she came back to the leaf? I don't think I know her as much as I did before. But I'll figure it out soon enough.

"what do you think about your teammates?",

"the most interesting person in the team is naruto", she said with a closed eye smile.

"he never gives up on anything or anyone wither there a comrade or enemy he won't leave you hanging that foresure well haha you can kinda say that he's like a loyal big brother now sakura she's a different story", she said smiling still and waving her finger.

"Hmm now sakura let's just say she's like my best girlfriend, me and her share every thing and she's a really nice person but don't get on her bad side when she starts to tell at you whatever you're doing drop it and run don't look back either", she said as she started to shiver.

"and as for this big lovable tough guy a.k.a.Saskue he's very strong and powerful and I know he's gonna become one of the greatest shinobi in this world and I'll be by his side no matter what even though he's sometimes always in a bad mood he smiled once in a while", she said whispering the last part.

"OKAY ENOUGH INTERVIEWING WE NEED TO GET THIS TEST MOVING", anko yelled.

"Oh it looks like I have to go", she said standing up grabbing me walking to meet up with sakura, and naruto. Anko was explaining how the test works and naruto started to do this stupid dance and copy what she was saying.

She then threw a kunai at him and made a gash on his face causing his cheek to bleed. She then appeared behind him "the ones like you die first", she said licking the blood of of naruto cheek.

A woman then came behind her and handed her her kunai with her tongue.

After the whole process we were given our scroll a heaven one and was brought to our gate entry.

-Yumi's pov-  

we were just waiting for her to say begin anxiously. About 30 seconds later she yelled "BEGIN" we then started to run inside and found a little place to stop for a second.

"Um hey you guys I er have to uh", naruto said turning around unzipping his pants.

Me and sakura both punched him in the back of the head "uh uh there's girls here you idiot go behind the tree", we yelled at him while he when behind the tree.

I then walked back to Saskue. " he's such an idiot", Saskue scoffed waiting for him to come back.

"man that was allot I spelt my whole name", 'Naruto' said walking back to the spot we were standing at.

Me and saskue then exchanged glares and threw kunai at 'Naruto'.

"hey you guys what was that for its naruto", sakura said looking at us weird.

"sakura he's an imposter", I said holding a kunai in my right hand getting in fighting stance.

"your transformation is worse than naruto's", Saskue said doing the .

"Hmm what have me away?", the stranger asked.

" Naruto had a gash on his face you don't", I said grasping my kunai handle harder. But before he could say anything one of my clones had kicked him in his back sending him towards me as I stabbed him in his stomach.

Saskue then started to fight him off and he soon left. I went to find naruto and there he was wrapped in ropes yelling.

"Idiot", I said cutting the ropes.

We all the found another place for the day.

"we need a password so we'll know it's one another", Saskue said looking around.

"right",

"whatever ",

"I agree", I said looking around as well.

"here's the password I'm only gonna say this once so listen up", "the question will be: when does a ninja strike? and the answer to the question will be: a ninja strikes when the time is right when the enemies asleep and dropped his guard when his weapons lay in the stillness of the night that is the time for a ninja to strike, got it", Saskue said looking in out eyes.

"got it", Sakura said smiling.

"check", I said still looking around.

"uhh could you think if somethin a bit shorter", naruto asked.

"you're could you not have gotten it me and Yumi got it", sakura explained.

"I do I just thought it would be a password not a pass speach", naruto said putting emphasis on weird.

Then ask if a sudden I large wind came and blew us all away.

"I guess it's starting", I whispered to myself.

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get you guys I know I haven't been updating as much as usual but I caught a cold and on my first day of school to ugg it's so annoying but anyways enjoy.

I no own naruto :p

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