"Mother! Oh Mother!"
Steve clenched his fists looking at the glass table before him with deep concentration. Tony had been screaming for the last ten minutes. It was getting extremely aggravating .
"You try to help your team.... And you get called mother..."
He muttered angrily as Tony walked happily into the room.
"There you are Mama!!"
Tony screeched jumping on top of his captain. Steve flailed falling to the floor. You of course had decided to walk in at that moment only to be greeted by Tony sitting on top of your Fiancé. You raised your eyebrow crossing you arms you waited for them to take notice of you. Tony glanced in your direction a wicked smirk crossing his lips.
"Look mama its (Y/N)."
With that Steve pushed Tony off of his chest and stood dusting off his shirt. No one wanted Tony germs!
"Uhm... Is there something I need to know about here?"
You spoke walking slowly towards the two who stared at you blankly.
----Flash back brought to you by a tap dancing super soldier-----
Cold winds whipped through the air as Steve walked back into the tower. It was around four AM , and he was the only one awake. Save Tony and Bruce who had been working in the lab non stop for days. He shuddered at the thought of not getting any sleep. He still quite enjoyed it. Being the gracious man he is he decided to tell everyone it was cold out. After around ten minutes of trying to remember how to work a phone Steve sent out what he thought was a harmless group text to his team.
'Wear sweaters it's cold out today!:)'
Only to receive back massive amounts of laughter from the distant lab. Tony was that loud.
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" And that fair maiden is why we call Spangles here Mama."
Tony finished up his story looking at you for any sign of emotion. You suppressed a laugh as you walked over to a horrified Steve. Placing a few quickly returned kisses on his face you chuckled.
"Well he is the hottest mom I have ever seen."
Tony gasped at your statement looking to a madly blushing Steve.
"I thought I was the hottest mom..."
Tony muttered shuffling back to the lab.
