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The Evil Teacher

There is this new teacher at school. She's really annoying and hated by the students. One day, she walked in front of the class and said, "I want you all to make a beautiful poem about me and for me." And so, the students wrote a poem for her.

Kuroko Tetsuya

'You are beautiful like a rose
A rose with thorns
When I hold you, you stabbed me
And then I chance my thoughts

You are beautiful like a white rose
That slowly turns red because of blood
I have prepared an answer if you ask me
Whose blood is it on the rose

It is your blood
Because you are dead in my eyes'

[Name] and Kuroko got summoned to the school because of Hibiki's poem.

Kise Ryota

'You are just an ordinary teacher
And I am an ordinary learner
Your teaching always amaze me
So much that I want to commit a suicide

This poem I wrote is for you
Because I hate you
Your ugliness makes me want to puke
Your attitude makes me want to kill you

But I won't do that
Since I have to torture you more before that'

The teacher was beyond angry because of Rika's poem and summoned her parents to school.

Akashi Seijuro

'I have something to tell you
You are the most disgusting living organism I have met
I don't even want to meet you
But this freaking fate binds me and so I met you

I want to torture you so much
I want to threw you into a fire
I want to borrow my dad's scissors
And cut you down into pieces

I don't have to taint my own hands for that
Because I have connections for this'

Since the teacher is to afraid of the Akashi family, she decided to ignore Akihiko's poem. She also became very cautious of suspicious people.

Midorima Shintaro

'You are amazingly annoying
You are a freaking ugly woman
Please hide your face from me
So I don't have to see your face

I wish you will dissapear from this world
Not leaving a trace behind
I wish you will leave me behind
And let me enjoy this world

P.S. I actually don't know what to write, so I copied my friend's poem. But, truthfully, I don't really like you, I like the previous teacher better'

The teacher was shocked. She can't accept the fact that Naoki like the previous teacher, who is a female teacher, better than her. Since Naoki is quite a heartthrob among the female teachers.

Aomine Daiki

'Stop teaching
I don't want to learn from you
Go die
The only one who can teach me is the previous teacher'

The teacher called Hiiragi and asked, "Is this what you called a poem?"

"Too lazy to write for you."

Murasakibara Atsushi

'Lately I've been I've been losing sleep
Hoping that you will stop teaching me
Lately I've been I've been praying hard
Said will not learn anything from you

And I will count the stars
And I will forget the sheeps'

"Your poem is written falsely." The teacher said to Keiko because it's rare for her, a smart student, to do a mistake.

"If it's for you, then I don't care."

Nijimura Shuzo

'You came to this school so suddenly
And I can't stop thinking about you
Why?
Because your ugliness haunts me everyday

I waited for you to leave
When will that time come?
Will it even come?
Cause if it won't, then suicide is the choice

Please just go away
I can't stand to look at you every freaking day'

Since Yuuma is also a heartthrob among the teachers, this teacher read his poem with mouth agape.

Kagami Taiga

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"What is this?" The teacher asked Kotarou as she held his poem in front of him.

"Oh, I forgot to write the 100th one." He took a pen and wrote 'Leave me alone'

"THAT'S IT I QUIT"

Cue the cheers from the students.

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○23 April 2016