Edited (badly, like a month ago)
"And don't come back!"
"I wasn't gonna anyway Jonathan!" i yelled, before walking off, head in hands. I sighed. I sat at the bus station waiting for the next bus. As I waited, I was almost suffocated by a newspaper. "AHHH IM BLIND!!!! Oh wait no I'm not." i took of the newspaper and looked at it. " while i have this, I can look for another job."
I sat down looking at the paper. "Oh my god murder?!?! Geezus! Yuketun is crazy! Probably Jonathan... No, not even a physcopath like him wouldnt so that."
"Biology... No."
Geology... Nope."
"Surgery.. No wait what thats not even scientific? Just cuz it ends in r.y doesnt mean- nevermind."
"Astronomy... No. That might disprove my theory that the earth isn't sphere."
"Just like when i was an ocean biologist. Speaking of which there it is. Not doing that again!"
"Archeology? M'kay that can work out. I love reptiles... And..mummies.. Heheh."
Rrrrrrr shpshhh
I got up and got on the bus.
"Take me to the nearest museum!"
"Ma'am, this isn't a taxi service."
"Oh."
"Well.. You're in luck, the museum is on the road I'm going to anyway so... Pay up. Let's get going."
I smiled at his response and got my bus card. He stamped it then I hopped in a seat. We started moving. I looked out the window thinking, ' what if i get to prove my theories? Through fossils? How will that work.. Maybe cuz their dry bones? No signs if water. PROOF'
"GENIUS LARIMAR!!" people looked at me and a baby started crying. " did i say that out loud?? Heh sorry..."
Ping
"Welp this is my stop. Buh bye!"
I ran out like I was being chased by a swarm of giant murderous red gummy bears. When I hopped out, I saw the museum.
It was huge. ITS. LIKE. THE. WHITE. HOUSE. WHERE DA PRESIDENT?!?! WOOT WOOT.
Okay, I'm crazy.
I dusted off my clothes, straightened my eyepatch, and walked in, determined. as I walked, I tripped over a wet floor sign. Luckily, I caught myself... Then I slipped on the wet floor. hitting my head really hard.
I rolled on the floor holding my head in pain. "damn!! Why was that in front of the door!!"
"I apologize...let me help you up."
I looked up and saw a man with spiky green hair and blue eyes and tan skin. I accepted the hand. He pulled me up. " thanks. Im Larimar Stunne. You are?"
"I'm Benja. Benja Melanie."
"Nice name. So. I need to speak to the manager of the mueseum. You know 'em?" "Yeah actually. I work here. So. Follow me."
I followed him.
On the way, we saw fossils.... Rocks... mummies. We walked through a very busy lab. I looked at all the things stopping at a rad looking skull. "Cool."
"C'mon Larimar." He pulled my arm towards him.
"Aww! But it was so cool." I said sadly. "Well you can see it once you get the job."
your mean, I thought.
We walked into a room with 2 large red doors. When we walked in, it was dark.
Benja turned on the lights then we were greeted by a Pink haired woman. All of a sudden, she perked up.
"HEY THERE! Im Pinka Coxin! The manager of this joint. So why er yal here today?"
She looked over at Benja, then me, then a rubber duck on her desk. "DUCKY! Hehe!!" she grabbed it and pushed it off her desk. "Come sit and introduce yourself! Benja, you're dismissed."
I sat on a pink bunny chair, what is that anyways?
"So darling. Whats your name?" Pinka trilled.
"I'm Larimar Stunne. I'm here to apply for archeology. I have my degree in science." I showed her the degree, which she took and read over... for a long time.
I took in her features. She had puffy pink hair. Neon green eyes. Rainbow tights long nails. Cat ears. And a hoody with a cat tail on it and a kawaii cat face on it too. Oh yeah... she somehow has whiskers...?
She handed back my degree and I put it away. " So any last words?... Meow?"
"Well I was in ocean biology, but
I got fired."
"Why did you get fired? Why do you have an eyepatch?!?! Are you a pirate?!?!"
And I thought I was the crazy one. "Okay calm down. I got fired for lying to children. My eye was poked out by a swordfish for teasing it. It had terrets so yeah. It yelled fishy insults at me. And no I'm not a pirate."
"what a rude swordfish.."
"Yeah.."
"You're hired! Let me have my BFFL show you around!! Aglo. Come on up, I need you."
"im here Pinka. Whatcha need?" Algo said, very monotone.
I took in her features; a girl with goggles on her head, dark blue hair with red bangs and blue strands of hair behind her ears. Red eyes. And a lab coat. ( raven knows her XD pkmn oc for life. EDIT BY EDITOR: Yes, I know her. Aglo is kawaii.)
"Larimar. This is Aglo Lendome. Aglo, this is Larimar Stunne"
"Nice to meet you, Aglo!" I put out my hand for a handshake, but just got a nod.
"c'mon let me show you around." Aglo said easily.
"Wait Larry." Don't call me that, Pinka. "Your lab coat! You'll get your nametag soon."
I slipped on the labcoat and smiled. "Let's get that tour!"
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"That's the fossil room that's the research room and that's-" Aglo sped through the tour like greased lightning.
"Hey Aglo. Who's the new girl?"
I looked over to the voice and saw a randon dude with sunglasses a jewfro (if you ask me, like Dan Avidan) a medium thick beard and a beaded necklace that was orange and green. With a labcoat, obviously.
He pressed a button on his glasses and they turned normal.
"This is Todlinn Buckle. He's a nice guy. Tod, this is Larimar Stunn." Aglo instructed.
"Great to meet ya." He held out a fist.
I smiled and brofisted him. "Awesome. I... gotta go. See you around Larimar."
I waved goodbye.
Aglo promised, in a kinder voice then I'd heard from her,"There are a lot more people here. You'll fit in nicely."
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FanfictionLarimar Stunn always wanted to be a ocean biologist, to prove water wasn't always on Earth. But that... didn't work out. She always thought the opposite of other scientists. Like how she believed the earth was square, thinking that cameras from the...
