Chapter 5- Mission Impossible
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Chatzy, Chatroom #761049028
9th September
Four years ago
ham663: v hav better folktales 4 sure
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Please, spare yourself. If we're talking about good magic stories, there's no way in hell that a few folk tales from India are going to beat Grimm's fairy tales.
ham663: ur indian 2!
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Yeah, but it's not like I'm being anti-nationalist! I'm just saying, the Grimm Brothers are the best. You've read them too.
Jayber12: guys, not to intrude or any thing, but there are others here you know. and btw, ham, i'm pretty sure the grimm brothers beat regular folktales. hell, they beat irish folktales, and irish folktales are awesome.
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Hah! Told you so!
ham663: shut up bth of u. smbdy suport me?!?!?!?!
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Fine, I'll give you a few. Some of them are pretty good.
charly_123: They are ?
x0xmusicx0x has joined the conversation.
Jayber12: it's actually kinda possible i suppose...
ham663: i tld u! wait- so wht kinda fairies do u ppl lyk d best??
x0xmusicx0x: Hey guys!
charly_123: My favourite are the ones which are the woodland types , you know , the kind which control the 5 elements ? Like the ones in Tinkerbell . . .
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Um... charly_123? Gender and age?
charly_123: 11 year old girl . Why ? Oh and hi music !
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Nevermind.
ham663: LOL..... arry, hw old r u? im 17
x0xmusicx0x: My favourite type of fairies are the ones which can kick ass. Doesn't matter what powers they have. (Hey charly_123!)
x0xmusicx0x: Oh and I'm fourteen.
ArryTheOrphanBoy: I'm seventeen too. Am I the only guy over here?!
Jayber12: i feel you, bro. we're guys in a fantasy chatroom talking about fairies on a saturday night. -_-
ArryTheOrphanBoy: Not the fairies I have anything against... Some fairies are kickass. I agree with x0xmusicx0x. Any fairies which can kick ass are awesome.
ham663: specially 1s wich r technologicaly advnced
charly_123: I dont understand what just happened . But woodland fairies are still the best !
Jayber12: alright, i quit. enjoy fairies, bro. i gotta desert you.
Jayber12 has left the conversation.
ArryTheOrphanBoy: NO! JAYBER! DON'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU'VE GOT A BRO IN NEED!
x0xmusicx0x: It's too late, Arry. He's gone. :p
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