The (Very) Secret Society Of Alpacas // On Hold

Introductions & how to join

Ok now let me get this as straight as I can, you're gonna stay gay anyway, but at least I can set my point.

This is the secret society of alpacas. Well now you're probably thinking, what the hell is this girl talking about, this book is literally on the internet for everybody to see, there's nothing secret about that. But don't let that fool you. You are actually not a completely random person who just stumbled upon this book accidentally because it was 'open to the public', no, and let me tell you a secret, you are the chosen one that our surveillance cameras caught on tape and we picked you because we thought that your underwear looked really cute, so good job on that!

Either that, or one of our fellow Alpacas deemed you worthy enough of joining our holy occult and brutally and inhumane but lovingly made you read this. If that is the case, tell us the name of your caring advertiser and they'll get promotion points (I'll come back to that later).

Now. I'm sure you are already simply dying to join us, but you have to have patience and work hard. The SSOA will not just hire anybody (and by hiring we mean forcefully making them join, we are a fully volunteer community that doesn't pay anybody. I don't get paid either so deal with it.)

Now now where are my manners I haven't even introduced myself!

The names Alice (aka Riceball), the official president of the SSOA.
Always by my side, helping me run our community is my lovely daughter (aka Shorty or AJ) ShortBirxd.

Our motto is: "All hail the Alpaca Goddess!"

The lamas are our enemies.

Now, my lively friend here is how you can join us (conditions, rules, etc. will be listed in future chapters):

Step 1: Exist. That is probably one of the more harder steps, since if you want to exist you have to had to sit down and think about life, time, space and existence. Now, are you sure, you're real? Bc we don't want some nonexistent members here. Good. Now that you safely survived an existential crisis, move on to step 2.

Step 2: Leave a comment. Please do not message me or AJ over PM or on our profiles. It gets messy and uncoordinated after time. Do not leave the joining application in this chapter there will be a chapter all on its own where you will be clearly informed on what to write in your application, etc. and where to send it to.

Step 3: I and AJ will personally check your profile to see if you are fit to be a member. We are (as I will go over later) very liberate with our members, but certain things we cannot except (but don't worry, you reading this are probably fine).

Step 4: Acceptance/ Denial. I will inform you with a PM/ post on your profile that you have been accepted/ denied.

If you were accepted, you will have to go over and fullfill the newbie-rules (I will go over that later) and then of course acknowledge the "normal" rules an traditions.

Do you think your fit to be a member of the SSOA?

All the benefits of being a member will be listed in a future chapter.

You'll be one of us soon enough, so don't you worry~

- High Alpaca