Boy: *calls 911* Officer! I need your help!
911: What's your emergency?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: Is that a bad thing?
Boy: Yes! The ugly one is winning!
YOU ARE READING
Funny Jokes And Stories!
De TodoThese are a ton of jokes, stories, memes, and laughs! Do not read if you are easily offended, and this book contains swearing. If you have hate comments, you can stfu, and hate on someone else's book.
