I want you to take the month you were born, the last digit of the day of the month (9=9, 15=5, etc.) and the last digit of the year when you were born. (2003=3, 1996=6, etc.) Once you have you story put together, comment on what it was! No lying🤐
January= Darth Vader taught me how to do a backflip because I...
February= I had to nuke the pizza because I...
March= I humped a goat because I...
April= I shoot dead iguanas because I...
May= The voice came again because I...
June= He won't stop following me because I...
July= I...
August= I'm in jail because I...
September= I love to eat puke because I...
October= I shoved a duck up my butt because I...
November= The turtle moves faster because I....
December= The dragon died because I...
1= Kiss Miley Cirus...
2= Got caught doing a Three way...
3= Farted...
4= Turned 2,563 years old...
5= Created the world..
6= Took a dump on the wall...
7= Squatted 3lbs...
8= Beat up a unicorn...
9= Slapped all 7 dwarfs...
0= Ate my tail...
1= Cuz I'm cool that way😎
2= The End.
3= And I like trains.
4= For the love of Chuck Norris.
5= , wait, what was I talking about?
6= Only reason why the knock knock joke made me feel weird.
7= All because of the serum...
8= The hell with that story...
9= Because Susej told me to.
0= And my shed blew up.
Here's mine: April 10th, 2003= I shoot dead iguanas because I ate my tail, And I like trains.
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