The EVILS are here! The Evils are these three identical humans that take refuge in my home from time to time. The bigger human that drops them off is a dark and redheaded lady. She always has this expression of extreme gratitude every time I see her leave the Evils to us. I don't like her. She's probably doing this to torture me. Annoy me. Displease me.
Suddenly, my train of thought came to a halt. I was being held up high by one of the Evils.
"Michael! Look! Kitty's letting me hold him!"
The other two looked eager to try. One of them said, "I wanna be next! Me!" But the other detested. "I'm the oldest, so I go next!"
Soon, all three were too caught up in their bickering and eventually found something else to argue about.
I returned to my normal business, sitting upright and staring at the mysterious and malodorous jar of green located at the top of the shelf by the sink. Inside it had slices of dark green things and a soup of brown.
As I was about to leap up to try and reach the jar, someone grabbed my tail. I faced the culprit and it was none other than one of the Evils.
"I caught the Kitty!"
He started clipping neon green clips on to my fur and tied some random cloth around my neck. The remaining parts of the cloth draped over my whole body.
"He looks just like Super Kitty from the TV!"
The three evils giggled while I growled at them.
They couldn't care less and proceeded to carry me to some other part of the house in search for Petra or Eve. Finally, they found Petra and hurriedly ran towards her.
"Victory looks like Super Kitty!"
Petra cackled with laughter. "Hold on." She took out her little picture box like thing and held it up in front of me. "Say cheese!"
"Cheese!"
A flash came from the picture box thing.
"Oops. Forgot there was flash. How 'bout another one?"
The Evils readied and another one was took but this time without the blinding light.
"Perfect. Thanks, Michael, Sammy, and Peter!"
In that moment, she had this aura of triumph. She also had this smug look on her face. I growled once more.
While the rest were enjoying, I ripped the cloth into shreds and began taking out some of the clips. After all that, I hid somewhere where the Evils could never find me! The toilet sink as they were to short to reach it!
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Prominently Me
Short StoryI am Victory the cat. I am a cat and that is what I am. I live with my human, Eve, and her mate, Petra. We live in the bustling city of bernshire where I usually look down on beings way up above from my balcony. I occasionally fancy venturing out...
