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Pick-Up Lines

Cheesy Pick-up lines he uses on you...

Sammy: Baby, I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on a table and do you all night long.

Nate: Baby, I'm like a firefighter. I find 'em hot, then leave 'em wet.

Derek: If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

Dillon: I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make the bed rock.

Swazz: Is it your birthday? Because icing isn't the only thing I'll be smearing on your face tonight.

Johnson: Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location inside a woman's destination. Did you understand the explanation, or would you like a demonstration?

Gilinsky: Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because damn I can see myself in them.

Cameron: Olaf isn't the only one being impaled tonight.

Nash: I lost my donut, can I eat yours?

Shawn: I'm like chocolate pudding. I may not look good, but I taste great.

Matt: Is your name Katniss? Because you just started an uprising in my district.

Kenny: Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you checking out my package.

Aaron: Are you a Harry Potter fan? Cause I wanna Slytherin.

Hayes: I like legos, you like legos. So why don't we build a relationship?

Ethan: Are you from the ghetto? Cause I wanna ghetto hold of that @$$

Grayson: Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Brent: On a scale from 1-10, you're a 9. And I'm the 1 you need.

Carter: If I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 

Taylor: Are you a picture? Cause I would like to nail you up against the wall.

A/N: Oh God these are so cheesy. But I hope if made you laugh, or you like it!! Vote or Comment?? -xoxoKali