Taurus: *Moved into new house and called up all their friends*
Scorpio: "Can we play Hide and Seek?"
Capricorn: "My dads, dogs,cats, fish just ate some poison.. Sorry."
Leo: "Oh come on Capricorn! Its once in a life time Taurus moves into a new house!"
Pisces: "Will there be food?"
Aries: "We are taking about Taurus, right?"
Libra: "I have to check my calendar, give me a second.."
Sagittarius: "I choose the music!"
Taurus: "But I am inviting you. I get to choose."
Sagittarius: "Don't make me double dip my chip in your salsa."
Taurus: "So your the double dipper..."
Virgo: "I'll help by getting snacks!"
Aquarius: *Line is quiet*
Taurus: "Hey Aquarius, what do you think?"
Aquarius: *Arrives at Taurus' place* *Goes to where Taurus is* "LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"
Cancer: "I think I went deaf in one ear."
Gemini: "Get used to it. Sagittarius is best at breaking in people's homes."
Sagittarius: "It was ten times! You think when you open a friends door to their house they would lock it."
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Zodiac Stories And Extra Moments
RandomZodiac Signs in any situation: funny, sad, etc. The Zodiacs say anything and do anything in this book.