Zodiac Stories And Extra Moments

Zodiacs Chatting Online

Gemini: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Virgo: Technically, a nun that is sleepwalking.

Gemini: Anyone else want to guess?

Sagittarius: I know. You told me this yesterday.

Gemini: Then don't say anything! Aquarius you try!

Aquarius: I am not a riddle kind of person.

Gemini: A roaming Clatholic! Lol

Sagittarius: You can't stop these puns can you?

Taurus: They just started.

Sagittarius: I was with Gemini all day yesterday. Gemini was ripping them off like Scorpio calling demons from hell.

Scorpio: Hey! It's a sport!

Libra: Sports are not what I can do.

Pisces: What? Libra everyone can do sports!

Libra: I can't sport, okay?

Aquarius: Same.

Aries: I can teach you! In high school I kicked a ball so far it went into the street!

Leo: I threw a baseball so hard I almost knocked someone out.

Aries: Good times..

Leo: Yeah..

Capricorn: Once I could hit a volleyball so nice they called me the SPIKE MASTA!

Cancer: I'm not athletic, but if a zombie apocalypse was to occur, best bet that I won't be the last one not the back running.

Sagittarius: Omg my mom just came in and asked what I was doing.

Virgo: Yeah, moms and almost every parent ever does that.

Sagittarius: I told her the pun Gemini.

Gemini: Oh no. What happened?

Sagittarius: She just left the room. Lol.

Gemini: Hahaha. That's what my dad did. He hasn't talked to me since.

Taurus: I'll tell my sister hang on.

Taurus logged off.

Gemini: I take all the hard work.

Virgo: You have to use a sign though.

Gemini: Gemini Puns©

Virgo: Wrong sign.

Gemini: Gemini Puns™

Virgo: Not Quite.

Gemini: GEMINI PUNS®

Leo: No need to yell.

Capricorn: Yeah. You almost made me ink.

Cancer: I don't think that's show that works...

Pisces: I don't think that's how HUMANS work..

Capricorn: 🐙

Sagittarius: Are you a squid now? Or octopus?

Libra: Only squids can ink.

Sagittarius: Oh good God.

Pisces: Some of us may be atheist! Be respectful!

Sagittarius: I am. (I actually am. :))

Taurus logged in.

Taurus: My sister threw her book at me and said, "So punny. Let me guess Gemini told you that joke."

Gemini: Lol. Okay then.