Gemini: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Virgo: Technically, a nun that is sleepwalking.
Gemini: Anyone else want to guess?
Sagittarius: I know. You told me this yesterday.
Gemini: Then don't say anything! Aquarius you try!
Aquarius: I am not a riddle kind of person.
Gemini: A roaming Clatholic! Lol
Sagittarius: You can't stop these puns can you?
Taurus: They just started.
Sagittarius: I was with Gemini all day yesterday. Gemini was ripping them off like Scorpio calling demons from hell.
Scorpio: Hey! It's a sport!
Libra: Sports are not what I can do.
Pisces: What? Libra everyone can do sports!
Libra: I can't sport, okay?
Aquarius: Same.
Aries: I can teach you! In high school I kicked a ball so far it went into the street!
Leo: I threw a baseball so hard I almost knocked someone out.
Aries: Good times..
Leo: Yeah..
Capricorn: Once I could hit a volleyball so nice they called me the SPIKE MASTA!
Cancer: I'm not athletic, but if a zombie apocalypse was to occur, best bet that I won't be the last one not the back running.
Sagittarius: Omg my mom just came in and asked what I was doing.
Virgo: Yeah, moms and almost every parent ever does that.
Sagittarius: I told her the pun Gemini.
Gemini: Oh no. What happened?
Sagittarius: She just left the room. Lol.
Gemini: Hahaha. That's what my dad did. He hasn't talked to me since.
Taurus: I'll tell my sister hang on.
Taurus logged off.
Gemini: I take all the hard work.
Virgo: You have to use a sign though.
Gemini: Gemini Puns©
Virgo: Wrong sign.
Gemini: Gemini Puns™
Virgo: Not Quite.
Gemini: GEMINI PUNS®
Leo: No need to yell.
Capricorn: Yeah. You almost made me ink.
Cancer: I don't think that's show that works...
Pisces: I don't think that's how HUMANS work..
Capricorn: 🐙
Sagittarius: Are you a squid now? Or octopus?
Libra: Only squids can ink.
Sagittarius: Oh good God.
Pisces: Some of us may be atheist! Be respectful!
Sagittarius: I am. (I actually am. :))
Taurus logged in.
Taurus: My sister threw her book at me and said, "So punny. Let me guess Gemini told you that joke."
Gemini: Lol. Okay then.
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Zodiac Stories And Extra Moments
RandomZodiac Signs in any situation: funny, sad, etc. The Zodiacs say anything and do anything in this book.