Aries-Somebody needs to quit taking my movies, alright? Hulu and Netflix is down and I've got to watch some bomb movies.
Taurus-Whoever keeps filling up the trash can after its full needs to find a better hobby. When I run through the house at amazing speeds to tell you all something, I knock it over and everything falls out. Don't do that.
Gemini-Please stop leaving toothpaste in the sink. You gross.
Cancer-We need more food andore CDS. And by we I mean me because nobody touches my people.
Virgo-Pick up after your self or I swear you'll have to pick up after me and NOBODY wants that.
Leo-Clothes or shoes. It has been months and its just a struggle beung out of hoodies and such.
Libra-I need more patience. Anybody got some for sale? No? Then stop using mine.
Scorpio-More friends and trustworthy loyal ones this time. The last ones stole my will to not beat somebody for not using common sense.
Sagittarius-I wouldn't mind a little bit of onezies or gardening tools.. My shovel broke..for no reason in particular, but you know..silly shovels.
Capricorn-Some love would be nice. Or books or movies to fill that abyss of darkness.
Aquarius-Games. Games. Games. Games. *begins to glitch*
Pisces-How about a broom to sweep up everybody's nonsense? You know usual.
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Zodiac Stories And Extra Moments
RandomZodiac Signs in any situation: funny, sad, etc. The Zodiacs say anything and do anything in this book.
