Entry 2,
Today was a peaceful day.... Oh who am I lying to? It wasn't at all peaceful. I decided that it would be a great day to rest, maybe catch up with a bit of Doctor who while resting with a cuppa and some biscuits. BUT NOOO. MR 'Diabetes' decided that he was going to wake me up at the crack of dawn in order to get a quote on quote 'fresh start to the day'
What the bloody hell is that?? A fresh start? He said that he wanted to wake up before the sun did. THIS IS BLOODY BRITAIN THE SUN DOESN'T COME OUT AT ALL. I would call the police if the sun came out, it would be that strange to me.
So of course, I offered Alfred a cuppa, and he looked at me with this look like 'what in heavens name is this.' Being the sarky shit he is he decided to pull out this Coke in a flask. Note, by this point I was about ready to kick his arse. So he decides to drink it in front of me, while commenting that tea is utter shite.
Let's just say he won't be able to take a proper shite after what I did to him. Sarky cow.
-England
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