Blake's POV
The pink panther theme song played in the background...I wish. My all black attire keeping me hidden...not. I stuck at like a sack of potatoes at restaurant that sell rabbit food for 50 dollars.
Xavier was standing in front of me with his arms crossed, but his eyes were screaming with amusement. I tried to cross my arms. Hmpf. I failed miserably...maybe it was because I was dangling from a tree branch. Hmmm. Who knows.
Xavier sighed. "Firstly, what on earth are you doing dangling from oaky, and secondly after I get you down, we are going to have a nice long chat about eavesdropping and trying to break into my house"
I poked my tongue out at him "don't you dare try to sass me mister or you will face the wrath of Blake"
"oh dear, would you like to have some tea with that too" sarcasm dripped from his words. I have officially met my match. I love him. He is so sarcastic! A pang of hurt struck my heart. I love him.
I shook my head. Oh stop you ball of fabulousness, sarcasm, and wit. Forget him. ahh, I adore my conscience...I hope it's my conscience.
I reached out to poke him. I WILL POKE HIM. I swung to poke him, me being the clumsy person I am, swing too hard and slipped off the tree, should've done that ages ago...you know before I got caught.
I stood on my own two feet. Yes people, believe it or not, I have two feet, unlike Ariel. Thank god, there aint no Ursawitch in my life...or is there.
I looked at Xavier. "har har har. I am laughing to death, now let me get my friend's book and I will be off, and won't have to stand your annoying presence"
He seemed hurt for a second, but as quick as it came, it disappeared, and was replaced by a look of amusement.
"If you want to get that notebook you have to promise me to never tell a soul my middle name" He said with all serious. Blah, blah, blah. I crossed my arms, and pouted.
"Fine I promise I won't tell anyone your little secret...or do I." I smirked. This is going to be fun.
Well...about 20 minutes of bantering later, we came to an agreement. He would buy me five packets of skittles and I won't spill his little secret in return.
"come on then, let's get that notebook of yours" He smiled at me.
Butterflies, correction, the whole zoo had a stampede in my tummy. Damn you Mr electric pole. I looked away, fearing he might see me blush. Ohh, I will get him back for this alright. Who does he think he is, electrocuting me and making me blush.
I walked behind him, we walked to him room. I am NOT going inside his room. I waited outside, while he got the notebook.
"here you go."
"thank you, bye".
I zipped out of his house before he could even reply. That boy is dangerous, making me feel all these things when I am around him. I dashed to my car, hurriedly got in, throwing the notebook on the passenger seat, and zoomed off.
Xavier Bartholomew Grove aka Mr electric pole, I hereby announce you too dangerous to my health, and my future husband. I love your sarcastic ways too much to let you go...
I know. I know. I am a horrible person for not updating. I APOLOGISE...don't kill me. I love you guys though. I mean I did spend 4 hours writing this.
-Anna
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