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Lacey
"Megan, Michelle, Lea, Lucy, Taylor. Your task." She passed the five of them a piece of paper. Stay calm Lacey, stay calm. We're getting our performance tasks today, and they count for 80% of our score. Yes, it's super important. Oh wait, let me do a few introductions first. SQUEEE! Oh sorry that was the five girls, guess they got a good task. Anyways, I'm Lacey, from the London Academy of Dramatic Arts. I'm in a group with my BFFs, Amy, El, Dani and Perrie. We are having a super super super extremely important task, which MIGHT have to do with famous people, probably guys. I don't like a lot of boybands so I'm a little hesitant. But it's 80% so... yeah, better stick it in a juice box and suck it up.
"Lacey! We got our task!" Someone snaps me out of my nervous daze.
"Who's opening it?" We did scissors paper stone and I got chosen. Okay, what did I do in life to deserve this? I slowly opened the paper.
It said:
You will meet One Direction in about two weeks, you are expected to know quite a bit about them. Or at least what they say in interviews. Pick one member each and you will have to fake date them because they are gay.
They are what?? I stared at the paper like it's got a head. "They are what??" My friends pressed and I passed the paper to them. When they finished reading, Dani almost chocked on her saliva. El's eyes widened in fear.
"Oh my god. What will Larry shippers say? And oh my god, we're gonna get a secondly dosage of Twitter hate like OH NO OH NO..."
"CALM DOWN!!" Amy covered her ears in frustration. "Chillax woman!"
"Obviously we're gonna get hate guys. What did you think? Plus, we can show off our ninja skills and be totally unaffected..."
"...Twitter deactivated... now."
"Or we can just not even give then the ability to hijack us." Dani shrugged.
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"Ugh, they have so many tattoos..."
"Pick Niall then."
"Ya but...
"You have the hots for another one already don't you?"
"But he's got so many tattoos... I don't like guys like that."
"Cheer up, maybe he's not a gangster, maybe he's a sweetheart."
"He's gay. He's a popstar. International for that fact. And he's got a gazillion tattoos. He's probably a gangster, don't you agree?"
"Oooh you have the hots for Harry!"
"What? How did you know?"
"He's the only one with a gazillion tattoos."
"What if it were Zayn?"
"Perrie has the hots for him. I figured you don't like those kind of boys. Harry looks like a sweetheart bad boy. Zayn looks like a bad boy bad boy."
"True that." Amy butt in.
"Can I not choose?"
"Choose Harry. I don't think you'll regret it."
"I'm scared I will!!!"
"Look, if you pick him, you'd regret it at some point. You pick another one, you'll just regret it even more cuz you know you were first attracted to him."
"FINE!" I whisper yelled.
"Oooh someone has the hots for the Bradford Bad Boi!" Amy burst out laughing.
"What...I... ugh fine." Perrie muttered.
"Wait wait wait..." Sarah, the "cool girl" walked over to us. "What Bradford bad boy... that's Zayn... he's mine... mine... if I can't have him, no one can!"
And then she (tried to) go all Ninja Turtles on us but it looked something more like the powerpuff girls.
"Sarah just stop. Zayn will not be attracted to someTHING like that." Lacey reasoned. Sarah just rolled her eyes.
Mrs Montez, our teacher noticed.
"FIVE MARKS OFF SARAH'S TEAM!!" She yelled purposefully. That made Sarah's team practically sit on her, in fear of getting low grades.
"Okay, so, who's taking who? Lacey, Harry, no arguments. Perrie, Zayn, no arguments. Erm..." Dani looked around. Who likes who?
"Can I take Liam?" She asked timidly.
"Ooh la la bonjour Paris!" El said in a funny accent. We all laughed. I looked at Amy. Of all of them, I'm closest to her. I knew she definitely had her eyes on one of them... Niall? Louis? I looked at their pictures on the screen and back at her. She likes... Niall.
"Amy, Niall, no arguments," I said. She looked at me, flustered.
"You... know?"
I laughed. "Course." She shook her head as El grinned. Okay, she's got the hots for Louis. Yay!
"Omigosh, I can't believe we have the hots for gay dudes..." Dani muttered. OMG THEY'RE GAY. Oops I forgot.
"Dang it I was dreaming of telling Lacey I told you so at her and Harry's wedding." El mused to herself.
"Really?" I asked, "the look on your face made me think you dreaming if walking down the aisle with Louis on the other end." El blushed and face palmed.
"This is so wrong on so many levels." We laughed again.
"Okay guys, you're obviously gonna be dating or fake dating, doesn't make a diff, a 1D member of your preference. That is literally a girl's dream. Everyone is jealous except for Alessandra. So please don't rub it in." Michelle said.
"Well, what about the hate?" I asked.
She put on a thinking face. "It's worth it." The five of us laughed.
"Really?"
"Yup! I mean, don't act weak when that happens and maybe the boys will like you even more? Oh who's dating who?" I was just about to answer when Dani cut me off.
"We have our eye on one of them each but it also depends who they like the most."
She nodded. "Got a point. So who has their eye on who?"
"El like Louis!"
"Lacey likes Harry! But she doesn't like the tattoo part about it..."
"DIRECTIONATOR!" Sarah yelled, "SEE, SHE DOESNT DESERVE HIM!" Michelle laughed.
"She'll swallow soon enough." They gave me the I told you look and I rolled my eyes.
"Perrie likes Zayn!"
"Dani likes Liam!"
"Oooh I like Niall the most, Amy..." Michelle looked at Amy challengingly and Amy looked down and blushed. Michelle laughed. "Chill girl, I'll still attend your wedding with him!" We gave each other knowing looks and Amy went up and whispered something to Michelle. Her eyes widened. "No..." she said and Amy nodded. "We're counting on you five to change that!" Michelle yelled. We rolled our eyes at her. Well maybe they were, but we didn't know that then.
PS. Amy on the side
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Fanfic"I mean, it's worth 80% of my grade." That excuse works until true love comes around.
