Honeymoon Avenue (1D)

That's the Way We Like to Do it

10

That's the way we like to do it

Perrie

Just before we keep going on with this tale of ours, I'm guessing you'd want to know what went down between Zayn and I. Well, here's the story

-Time travel back to the date-

Zayn put his arms around me as I snuggled into his chest.

"I had a nice night." He muttered in my ear.

"Me too..." I whispered back. I think it sounded like 'mehtu'. Oh well. He looked at me through his dark eyelashes.

"Pezz..."

I giggled at the nickname.

"Yeah?"

"Would you being my girlfriend... like... ruin your grade?" She grinned at me.

"No. I don't think so."

-Back to the future (pun)-

So yeah. Easy as that. And now, here I am, trying to squeeze into skinny jeans.

Man I hated them.

They made my legs numb.

"Is this really necessary??" Lacey said, I presume, through gritted teeth.

Oh. And Nicole was there too.

You know what she was doing?

Laughing.

And saying she'll revive us if we die.

How the hell?!?! She Liam Payne's sister! TWIN sister!! Not Louis'!!

Ugh.

And something about being a princess.

I don't even know what runs through that girls' head.

Oh wait. You must know that we are changing to perform as the opening act.

This is so cliche.

Oh well.

Annoying Sarahs ruining mics...

No wait.

That's cliche too.

Never mind.

So finally I got into my jeans and heels, I mean the shirt was a breeze and I went out to see everyone else had normal jeans on.

WHAT?! (Pun)

"You didn't complain out loud enough." El explained.

Dang it.

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El

So we tried to shake the nerves off by literally shaking.

...

...according to fan fictions, it works. But we got distracted so I guess it does work.

"Let's do warm ups!" This guy comes in making weird inhuman sounds.

"Siren! Ow! Ow!"

"NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HURT SO BAD JINX!"

Eh.

That was good warm up.

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After we finished that Here's to Us song, they left me on the stage.

We knew they'd be wondering what miracle (prob auto tune) allowed me to sing.

"Hey guys," I said quietly. Boos were heard. Well duh. "I just like to show you that full song, if you guys would bear with my horrible singing..." Uncle Si was rolling his eyes. Everyone laughed though. So I quickly started.

Our love runs deep like a Chevy, if you fall I'll fall with with you baby, cause, that's the way we like to do it that's the way we like

I. Sounded. Decent. Thank. The. Lords.

After a few verses, I could put the mic towards the crowd so they could sing "that's the way I like" and stuff.

And I finished! Some people cheered, some people thought it was auto tune. It's okay. I dashed off the stage to find Uncle Si being an awesome person and telling them it wasn't auto tuned. The four, no wait, five girls hugged me. I grinned.

Best. Day. Ever.

😁.