Honeymoon Avenue (1D)

Five Crappy Sources

11

Dani

"I want you all down in 10! Understood?"

"Yes Mrs Montez..." we all muttered.

"Good. Now go change, brush up, whatever." She put down the phone.

Breathe in. Breathe out. This was us against the world. We all bounded up the stairs to change.

I still hadn't seen Liam. Nicole was avoiding me like the plague. Why are they such a Payne in the butt?

Ugh.

Anyway, 7 minutes later, the five of us were dashing down the stairs. I know we should've just taken the lift but we were scared okay? IT'S 80% NEED I REMIND.

"Hey girls," Mrs Montez said as she sighed. "Lots of trouble eh?" We smiled and nodded. Trouble trouble trou...

Danielle. Focus.

Harry would be mad.

...

...I need to ask him about that.

Cuz Lacey's a Swiftie. We all are.

Anyway.

"Dani, we're going to Starbucks."

"OH!" I chased after them.

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Lacey

"So." 5 magazines were thrust in our faces. We took one each.

'It's true! The girls are using One Direction for grades and fame!'

'Can you believe it? Well we can! 5 girls friends at the same time? Nuh uh! Did you think we'd fall for it?!?!?! An exclusive source tells us:

"it's for a school assignment. But the boys know that so it's okay. But, the worst part is that these girls want to become famous! So, they purposely messed with the mic and pretended to run to Simon for help. Everybody bought it but we know better. Simon gave them a chance to sing and so now they'll be able to build a career of it!"

Now that sounds more like it! Girls, back off our boys. Now. The Directioners agree. As Niall Horan said:

"Any boy who lets our Directioners go is stupid. They will never find girls as amazing as our girls."

So bye girls!'

I threw my magazine on the table. So THAT'S what it was all about. That was not true!! What crappy source...

Hold up.

Crappy source.

Oh I'm gonna teach those 5 crappy sources a lesson.

"5. Crappy. Sources." I muttered through gritted teeth. The other girls were mad but only now they realised the sources could be anybody with money. Oh those rich female dogs had money. Mrs Montez suddenly had an epiphany.

"OH. Man I thought there was something familiar about the "sources"."

Perrie banged her head on the table.

"We don't even have the boys with us now. I don't even know if we have Uncle Si."

"Well check!" I freak.

"Hello."

"Hi Uncle Si..."

"Call me Mr Cowell."

We lost him too.

"Mr Cowell, I have a question. Why have we apparently "taken away the boys' happiness?" Silence.

"Because you were taking down their relationships. They believe only they can have relationships with each other because of their job."

Understandable. The next statement wasn't though.

"And it was your job to prove them wrong."