Ask Len Kagamine and Oliver

Dare 7

@SolCutie asked: "Sol: Here's a dare for our precious little Ollie and Lenny. I dare you two to go up to the first boy you see and sing I Can Be Your Girlfriend and you cannot sing it to each other. MUHAHA I AM SO EVIL
Sal: That's just our beautiful Admin-kun for you.
Sol: I AM AN EVIL BASTURD"

Len: One, don't call me 'Lenny'. Two, don't call Oliver 'Ollie'. Three, bastard.*

Oliver: -blushes- U-um, okay....
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Later....
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Oliver: -wandering around aimlessly-

Yohio: Hey Oliver, I—

Oliver: Noooooo...! -despair-

Yohio: ...?

Oliver: -starts singing- Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend~! No way, no way, I think you need a new one~! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend~! -mentally breaks down-

Yohio: ...I'll just...come back later....
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And Then....
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Lui: -humming while walking down the sidewalk-

Len: -coming back from going to get ice cream with Kaito because he said he'd buy-

Len: -sees Lui- Oh god. Oh good lord. No. Jesus. Why. Why me. Why him? Why???

Lui: -sees Len- Ah, hey Le—

Len: -singing monotone- Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way, I think you need a new one! Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend!

Lui: -continues the song with a look of horror- No way, no way, no way~! -sprints away while looking dead-

Len: -shrugs- At least he made a clever way to deny me.