BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo: The sacred fist of the Fanfic

The Bo-dacious battle continues

  The tension in the air was electric. Zilgodza Prime now sky high and heavily armed rained fire down upon BoBoBo. With moves of an extremely graceful paraplegic, BoBoBo managed to dodge exactly zero bullets. As BoBoBo knelt down in pain Zilgodza Prime  remembered he left the stove  on and tried to make a hasty retreat. Blasting down alleyways he could just fly over he made it home just in time to catch his children leaving for night school.

He laid his Ak-47 by his kids collection of human skulls and greeted his wife with a gentle but loving "boop" on the nose.
"Hard day of terrorizing the public sweetie?" She asked in an embracing way.
"Same old same old you know"
His wife then gave him "the look" and with the children out he knew exactly what it meant... He intimately removed her blouse to expose--
NONE OTHER THAN BOBOBO.
Erupting in a thunderous tone BoBoBo yelled "Sacred fist of the Plot Twist!" And proceeded to open a fresh can of whoop-face (the bargain brand of the Whoop- products).

Zilgodza Prime in a pure rage that his family, that he just met and he shouldn't care about, doesn't exist exploded with newfound power. The pain of loss fueled him in his transformation into his Super-Ultimate  (and probably last but no grantees) form. BoBoBo once again distanced himself from the Creature as he grew about four feet taller. This evolution came with unexplained mechanical parts and oh god the hair. He wore a straw hat on top of the golden/red/blue mess of fur, alongside a ninja satchel, and of course he had a tail. BoBoBo in full attack mode finally quit holding back and pulled out his Fist of the Nose Hair! His nostrils opened wide for the release of seemingly endless and super-powerful Nose hairs. They banded together and were under the complete control of BoBoBo. Resembling weird Japanese tentacle stuff, BoBoBo forced himself upon Super Zilgodza Prime with the swiftness of a coursing river, the force of a great typhoon, the strength off a raging fire, all while being mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Super Zilgodza Prime stumbled back from this intense onslaught, he launched arm missiles that destroyed the apartment building. He snatched BoBoBo in a man-bear-pig hug and brought him high into the air.

They traded blow after blow as they rose into the utmost atmosphere, BoBoBo could hear Super Zilgodza Prime's hair, it was screaming for justice... And cake, but mostly Justice. Both battle damaged and tired they began to plummet back towards the ground. With a loud "Doooom!" A crater formed in space Slovakia where they they landed. Just as the cracked and leaking Super Zilgodza Prime was going to finish the job BoBoBo asked the minimum wage question
" (Cough cough) If I die here... how will I get to see my mom.... Martha!?!"

In tears Super Zilgodza Prime powered down his death thrusters and looked at the destruction he had caused. Just as he almost felt bad he accidentally looked at that moon we mentioned earlier, and big surprise, he transformed again! Now he grew bigger than he was to start with, with more armor skin, more anime spikes, more hair, more machinery, and more... Macho. Now wearing an animal print vest and a pimp hat his bushy 90's mustache perfectly matched his sunglasses. BoBoBo brushed off his pain with various prescription drugs he found in his apartment, "How could they hurt, They're pills" he thought aloud as the mechanized giant began to blast apart the floating continent they were standing on. It was clear toBoBoBo what was going on, Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon, was challenging his manliness.

As a last resort BoBoBo jumped into the air with all his might and to stand a chance against this foe, he called upon his spirit animal...The Apache Attack Helicopter