BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo: The sacred fist of the Fanfic

Plan Bo

They rose into deeper space, or technically they didn't rise because in space there isn't any perception of up or down but you know what I mean. BoBoBo had transformed into a mechanized, weaponized, and womanizing Bo-Bot of power. These towering titans of testosterone were locked in the most intense staring contest this side of Uranus has ever seen. The people of space Earth were terrified, in the sky was an absolute demon of a mechanical monster. But one small spec of golden shiny hope was cast all across the galaxy, BoBoBo was channeling the space Suns energy through solar panels he was hiding from Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon. BoBoBo was full poker face, his martial arts and machine upgrades could only last so long against the ever growing threat. BoBoBo's new strength helped him survive the rapid flurry of strikes he was being issued, his speed was impeccable, his fusion with his inner spirit really suited him well, like spandex on man who has no friends. Punches collided, kicks were caught, and I can assure you bellies were tickled. They both rebounded after BoBoBo's nose hairs met with an equally powerful set of claws. The collision shook the surrounding worlds like the hands of prepubescent tween on his first date.

Just as Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon was going to launch a planet breaking blast BoBoBo did the unthinkable. He called for an emergency bathroom break, and Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon had to respect these rules and allow it. BoBoBo fiercely shot off to the nearest restroom.

He burst into a movie rental store where he was then confronted with the most difficult decision in his life thus far.... Which bathroom was politically correct for him to use?! BoBoBo was shocked in fear seeing only a men's and a women's restroom, as he currently sexually identified as an "Attack Helicopter." He did the most illogical thing you could think of... Being a man... he ... *gulp* went into the men's restroom(NOW REDERS I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, a man with man parts in the male restroom even though he biologically was changed by technology. It's unthinkable but believe me it happened)! With that out of the way BoBoBo quickly rushed into the nearest stall, adjusted his armor, got comfortable, and started using his head for once.

Racking his brain BoBoBo went over the most sain solutions such as, join Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon and commit universal genocide, move to space Mexico and disguise himself as a fry cook named Paco, or he could be the hero and fight vigorously putting his own life in danger to save others.... No ... Not that one... It was too stupid for even BoBoBo. Then It came to him, he'd cheat, he'd just have to travel to Zilgodza's home planet and find a radioactive rock or something stupid like that.
"Wait did u say radioactive?"
Who me, the narrator?
" No, Our lord and savior Santa Clause, YES YOU!"
Oh well I mean we're not exactly allowed to help the characters that's cheatin-
"You are currently in a bathroom stall with another man who is gender confused at the moment, I'd suggest you start talking."
OK OK OK! All I can tell you is if you have a plan you better hurry because he's currently transforming again.
"THAT LYING PRICK, he said he wouldn't transform without me anymore *sob*"
Are you crying-
"First he forgets our children at night school now this. I've had it!"

BoBoBo then stormed out of the movie rental store with a smirk that made young children question their safety. When he made it outside he was greeted with an unpleasant surprise, Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon had transformed yet again, now he consumed the moon and was working on the planet itself. This time he was more indestructible that ever before, and his name was now equally as terrifying.... Super Macho Zilgodza prime_giantform #moon had become... Brick

He launched at Brick with extreme speed, firing machine guns, missiles, striking with his nose hair, and using his ultimate offense, Blasting Modern post-Grunge music. When he realized he was absolutely outmatched BoBoBo reminisced over his old memories of fighting hair hunt soldiers and going on adventures with Beauty, Don Patch, Gasser, and the rest. But then it hit him like a menopausal Rhino, he had to become someone else, something else, he had to become a sandwich.

BoBoBo retreated and blasted off full speed across the galaxy, using the solar energy he had stored up. Shortly he smashed down in an epic superhero landing pose on a lonely street. The only sign read,

"Welcome to Drury lane"

BoBoBo kicked in the door to a small but well furnished bakery. He glanced around and saw his target, he then stared directly into the souls of the terrified muffin man, and said "I'm going to need flour, lots, and lots of flour."