What if Calypso fell in love with Nico instead of Leo and how would that happen? By discussing Percy.....Or what else?-Jacq-jaq
Calypso: WHAT
Nico: Huh?
Leo: ASDFGHJKL
Calypso: That would never happen.
Nico: Yeah. It wouldn't work cuz of my, ya know, sexuality.
Percy: I'm caught up on the "by discussing me" part. O,o
Annabeth: Well since I'm the only logical person here, I'll answer the question. Nico would have to have been blown to Calypso's island. When he got there he most likely would have rejected Calypso at first. But then as they discuss things they lead into deeper topics and Nico admits his past crush on Percy. They bond over the heartache and everntuly get together.
Leo: Woah.
Calypso: I guess that could have happen-
Nico: NOPE NOPE NOPITY NOPE
Nico: Never!
Nico: *sashays out of the room*
Will: Yeah Nico, slaaaaay!
What if Percy and Jason actually hated each other and tried to kill each other? Lol that would be funny- Wonderland13
Jason and Percy: WHAT
Jason: How would that be FUNNY?!
Percy: Yeah dude.
Leo: If Jason and Percy hated each other I'm 99% sure that the ship would've blown up.
Nico: But the real question is who would win the fight between them.
Frank: Oh gods.
Hazel: Nico! Why'd you say it?
Nico: What?! What did I do wrong?!
Percy: I would TOTALLY win
Jason: NO WAY
Percy: Oh yeah? Let's see about that. *challenges Jason to a bunch of ridiculous challenges*
Jason: *agrees to them*
Jason and Percy: *Run off to start the first challenge*
Annabeth: *sighs* Every dam time.
Who is the most normal person?
Piper: Me!!!
Annabeth: You were braiding Percy's hair while watching Finding Nemo last night.
Piper: Oh yeah.
Annabeth: Well we don't even need to think about Percy or Leo being the most normal person
Percy and Leo: Hey!
Annabeth: *shrugs* Its the truth
Percy and Leo: Well, yeah.
Jason: Then it must be me.
Nico: Uh uh. The other day you amd Will were jumping around me singing "I can show you the world!"
Jason: Meh
Will: I regret nothing.
Hazel and Frank: Us?
Percy: Nah you guys are too cute to be normal.
Everyone: *nods*
Frank: What does that even mean?
Nico: So it's me?
Jason: Any normal fifteen year old demigod boy can NOT sing all of Ariana Grande's high notes perfectly.
Nico: *gasp* JASON THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SECRET!
Annabeth: So I guess it's me?
Percy: Annabeth you tackled me when I interrupted you while you were reading Allegiant.
Annabeth: *sobs* IT WAS NOT A GOOD TIME TO INTERUPT ME
Percy: Okay. So I guess none of us are normal.
Reyna: Hey guys what's up.
Percy: Nevermind.
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Ask The Seven Sassy Demigods
FanfictionAsk the seven a question and see their answers!! :)))) Started: April 25 2016 Ended: Sept. 13 2016 (updates will come if I find some more funny QandA photos!) Disclaimer: All rights go to Rick Riordian, who owns PJO HOO and many wonderful others.
