Aries: Kills you
Taurus: Throws things
Gemini: Screams
Cancer: Crying
Leo: Ranting
Virgo: Silent treatment
Libra: Slams doors
Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep
Sagittarius: Storms out
Capricorn: Gets you fired
Aquarius: Yelling into the phone
Pisces: Stays in bed
