Aries- GOD F*CKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus- SH*T MAN
Gemini- FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer- F*CK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo- Screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra- Goodbye cruel world
Scorpio- *rips door off of hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius- *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn- *bites their fist* No I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius- THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces- BUT WHY ME
Thanks for reading!!!! -Arien101
