Aries: F*CK THIS ISN'T FAIR
Taurus: Sh*t i haven't lost my virginity yet
Gemini: sleeps through it
Cancer: won't stop screaming
Leo: BUT I AM NOT A SUPERSTAR YET
Virgo: why is it today?? Mu hair looks so good today
Libra: vlogging as it happens
Scorpio: Finally
Sagittarius: There's so much more stupid sh*t I wanted to do, aw man
Capricorn: spending their last minutes eating
Aquarius: Hahaha b*tches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die...slowly..painfully
Pisces: Can't ever hear it going on because listening to music on max
Thanks for reading!!!!!! -Arien101
