Aries: angry tears
Taurus: quiet tears
Gemini: cries for like 0.005 secs
Cancer: all the tears
Leo: sobbing dramatically
Virgo: no tears 2k15
Libra: cries holy water
Scorpio: cries blood
Sagittarius: cried once in 2006
Capricorn: doesn't want you to know that they cry
Aquarius: cries over anime
Pisces: drowning in their own tears
