Friend Of A Friend | pjm•kth

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chimchim: taehyung-ah~

taethebae: ew wtf

taethebae: don't do that

chimchim: what about taehyunggie

taethebae: i cringe

chimchim: babytae?

taethebae: i'll chop off your balls

chimchim: taetae

taethebae: hm

taethebae: oki that's cute

chimchim: gosh so picky

taethebae: stfu

taethebae: i don't want you callin me some cringy ass shit

chimchim: you are cringy ass shit

taethebae: fuck dis shit

chimchim: you?

taethebae: ffs ma beautaeful face is not shit, k

chimchim: gonna need some proof of that tho

taethebae: i see you tryna act all sly like that

taethebae: bitch i know what you doing

taethebae: i ain't showing you this precious face until i know you're ma loyal hoe

chimchim: meh

chimchim: don't wanna see it anyway

taethebae: wb ur ugly ass face

chimchim: fyi i am fucking gorgeous

taethebae: nah imma need proof bish

chimchim: who's bein sly now, huh

taethebae: i ain't sly, i'm a straightforward bitch kk

taethebae: i just wanna see if your face is as gorgeous as you say it is

chimchim: k den

chimchim has sent a photo

chimchim: judge meh bitch

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chimchim: fuck those dots man wyd

taethebae: well you're not ugly

chimchim: duh

taethebae: still gotta wait till you can see mah prettaeness

taethebae: xD i'm just life

chimchim: so lame, so so lame

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taethebae: fuck hyung, how did you actually get to be friends with such a sexy ass motherfucker

horseok: i take it you've seen jimin's pics

taethebae: it legit gave me life

taethebae: don't tell him i said that or i'll kill you

taethebae: he's already an overconfident bitch

horseok: mwahah

horseok: i have screenshot proof

taethebae: istg if you show him i will come down there and torch your fucking house

horseok: i believe that you would but i ain't gonna show him

horseok: calm yo ass

taethebae: good, be a loyal hoe

horseok: go die

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A/N: is this even good or i am just dead