Friend Of A Friend | pjm•kth

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"Bitch you spend half your life on the toilet, what are you doing?" Taehyung said as Hoseok entered the room again.

"Why do you always question people's toilet use?" Jimin asked, shaking his head.

"Because I can"

"Again, Jimin, I'm really sorry for bringing this asshole into your life" Hoseok apologised, the orange haired boy laughing.

"It's fine. I'm used to his shit now"

Taehyung frowned at this. He was being attacked by his friends.

"Fucking unloyal hoes" He mumbled which Jimin couldn't help but to grin at. It was weird hearing Taehyung say all this in real life.

But a good weird.

"By the way, my friends should be coming down any minute now. I'm not sure where they are"

Taehyung hummed a response even though he wanted it to be just him and Jimin. But he was planning on forcing Hoseok to befriend Jimin's friends so they could be alone.

"Okay. My hoe can make some new friends" Taehyung said, nodding over to Hoseok who frowned.

"Bitch, I will hurt you"

"Bitch try"

"You guys need to find your chill" Jimin interrupted, causing the other two to look at him.

"Shut the fuck up, hoe"

The orange haired boy rolled his eyes. This weekend would be fun.

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*ding dong*

"Taetae, can you answer the door?"

They were sat down on the sofa watching TV, Jimin and Taehyung next to each other.

"Lazy ass motherfucker, you go get it"

"I have fucking crutches, are you that much of a bitch that you'll make me get up?" Jimin frowned.

"You're just using this as an excuse now.." The younger mumbled as he stood up to go answer the door. He was greeted by two guys, one with a pink jacket and one with an overgrown jumper.

"Who the fuck are you?" The boy with the pink jacket said, Taehyung scoffing.

"Bitch, who do you think you're talking to?"

"Oh hell no, did you just call me a bitch?"

"Yes bitch, I just did"

The younger looking boy let out a sigh, rolling his eyes before walking into the house.

"Jimin hyung, Jin hyung and some guy are bitch fighting" He said as he walked into the living room.

Jimin let out a sigh, shaking his head. He had a feeling this would happen.

Jin came rushing into the living room, frowning. "I don't like this bitch"

"It takes a bitch to know one" Taehyung mumbled as he entered behind him, taking out his phone.

"Can you guys play nicely?" Jimin asked as Taehyung sat next to him on the sofa, Jin sitting next to Hoseok.

taethebae: hoe ur friend is a bitch

chimchim: so r u

Taehyung hit Jimin on the shoulder, the older yelping from the pain

taethebae: take that bitch

taethebae: i can hurt you now

taethebae: mwahahah

chimchim: get out of my house

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A/N: bitch fight ygm