Friend Of A Friend | pjm•kth

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taethebae: im in busan yass

chimchim: yay~ cant wait to finally see you

taethebae: sames

taethebae: dont faint when you see me k

chimchim: youre not that ugly that i'd faint

taethebae: -.- fuck you

chimchim: ;)

taethebae: k bish we on our way so see ya later

chimchim: bye bitch ♡

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"Bitch, do you even know where the fuck we're going?" Taehyung asked as he stared out the window.

He could've sworn they drove past this place about ten minutes ago.

"So you call me hyung by text, not even to me but to everyone else, yet you won't call me hyung when I'm actually talking to you?" The older frowned.

"Is it my fault you're a hoe?"

Hoseok rolled his eyes at this. "And yes, I do know where I'm going. I'm not a dumb ass bitch like you"

Taehyung pretended to take offence before agreeing with the statement. He knew sometimes he was stupid as fuck.

"Good, you're my satnav hoe so if you get us lost then I'm gonna throw you out the window"

"Bitch, try"

Taehyung did try but Hoseok managed to park up on the side of the road, slapping the younger as he did so.

"You dumbass, are you trying to fucking kill us?"

"I could so throw you out a window"

Hoseok glared at the younger.

"I will fucking make you walk if you don't stop"

Luckily for him, Fantastic Baby came on the radio, distracting the younger.

"Wow fantastic baby!"

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taethebae: yo hoe

taethebae: we're on your road so be prepared

chimchim: srsly

chimchim: fuck

chimchim: im still in my night clothes

taethebae: such a lazy ass bitch...

taethebae: idc, just make sure you open the door bc it be fuckin hot outside

chimchim: k den

Taehyung and Hoseok got out of the car and made their way to the house. "Shit. Fuck. No. I can't do this" The younger slightly panicked.

"Calm down, it's just Jimin"

"Exactly, it's fucking Jimin. What if I act like an idiot, what if I say something stupid, what if I fucking die from his sexiness? Holy shit, I'm not ready"

Hoseok rolled his eyes as Taehyung was still rambling on, grabbing his arm and dragging him to Jimin's doorstep.

"No, please hyung. I can't. I'll die. I'm not prepared, I-"

Hoseok rang the doorbell, causing him to freeze.

"You bitch"

It only took a few moments for the door opened, revealing an orange haired boy on crutches.

At first, no one spoke.

Jimin and Taehyung simply stared at each other, as if processing the fact that they were actually stood in front of one another.

"I need to pee" Hoseok said, walking past Jimin and heading to the bathroom.

The two then snapped back to reality. "Hey Taetae" Jimin smiled, Taehyung just blinking.

"Fuck, my hoe is hot"

Jimin simply chuckled at that. "You're the exact same in real life, huh? Well I suppose that's a good thing"

"Bitch what do you mean you suppose. It is a fucking good thing"

Even though Taehyung was cursing, Jimin couldn't help but to smile. He was happy that the younger was with him.

"So are you just gonna insult me or do you wanna come in?" The orange haired boy grinned.

"Well you could've invited me in.." Taehyung mumbled as he entered the house, closing the door behind him.

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A/N: lmao this short and shit but dw there will be more real life interactions coming up