Sarcastically Smart

Chapter 1: Let the school day begin

Chapter 1: Let the school day begin.

My name is Jack Frost. How do I know that? The moon told me so.That was all he told me, but that was a long,long, LONG time ago. Errr I hope you didn't take any of that serious, my name's Ellie Carbuckle if you're wondering.

"The ship is being attacked, captain!" The crewman shouted as much as his lungs could allow him. He then quickly smacked his ancient telescope on his right eye to keep watch of the enemy ship and to alert his captain of the enemy's next move.

"Prepare tew attack! Load the cannons! Sharpen your swords! Billy, leave your goldfish to die! ARRRR!!" The captain shouted.

"No! They've got banana's as swords!" One of the crew men called with a look of horror as the banana wielding pirates banged their swords together against each other.

"Oh shit!" The captain shouted dragging the last syllable in his mouth. "Oh cheese and crackers! Our weakness! Quick charge the cherry bombs! WHAT DID I SAY BILLY GOD DAMN IT!" The crew rushed to perform their assigned duties while tripping over their feet and their fellow crew members' feet.

"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES! HAVE YOU NEVER LEARNED TO WALK? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEACH YOU!?" The captain shouted, losing his Scottish accent, indicating how mad he's become. This made the crew hurry up faster, taking extra special care to run properly.

"Wait! Madame Eddie isn't in her dress!" Billy yelled over the chaos while holding his fish. He had a sharp eye for Madam Eddie, as he was clearly in love with her.

But Billy doesn't even know what he was doing here, all he knows is that his town was attacked, and that the attackers claimed they were starting a play and needed actors, Billy, obviously the greatest actor known in his town, was immediately shoved forward with a suitcase, that looked strangely like his, and the attackers took him to this ship. He was just glad someone remembered to pack his pet goldfish, Frank. Although they threw him in the middle of his clothes, without water, and is probably dead now. He is just grateful Frank is here.

"Sweet blewberry of blew tomatoes! Tony , taek Madame Eddie to da dressing rume and get her in da dress PRONTO!" The captain said while slashing someone's head off. The crew inwardly sighed in relief after hearing the captain's Scottish accent return, showing that he wasn't as mad, it was like music to their ears.

"Aye Captain!" Billy said while carefully placing Frank on his makeshift bed of an old scarf.

'Madame' Ellie wasn't a morning person. She was always cranky, never ate apples in the morning, although it was her favorite fruit, and always demanded that she wear pants, not frilly skirts and dresses. She had just woken up, not to the ships relief, and was walking blindly with her cover still trailing behind her. Squinting as much as she can through the dirt in the corner of her eyes, she could make out the tall chubby figure of fellow crew member, also known as Billy.

"Madame Ellie! Madame Ellie! MADAME ELLIE!! Captain James Malory ...needs yew to....go and wear yur dress!" The wheezing pirate coughed out placing his hands on his knees. She waited for him to calm down, and after to spits later and promising himself to run more often, he looked back up at Madame Ellie and repeated his earlier statement in a more clearer voice.

It took her a few moments to process what Billy just said, pushing aside the thoughts of how she would like a nice sand which now. "Awwhhhh man! I thought he'll forget about that!" She whined remembering the captain ordering her to wear her dress whenever an enemy attacked.

"But Madame Ellie! The Belladonna's crew must see you as a beautiful Madame!" Billy complained not fully understanding why such a beautiful woman would refuse to wear a beautiful dress he spent last night stroking to perfection.