Sarcastically Smart

Chapter 8:Rainbow trees are the new thing.

Chapter 8: Rainbow trees are the new thing.

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“So your name is Ellie ..”

“Mmmhhmmm”

“Your species is male ..”

“Mmmhhmmm”

“You are wearing a pink shirt ..”

“Mmmhhmmm ”

“Are you seriously going to answer like that to every question I ask?”

“Mmmhhmmm”

“Are my eyes purple?”

“nope.” That surprised me, I thought he was going to answer his usual answer.

“Really? Then what color are they?” I don’t think he evens knows.

“Green. Light green, like the color of freshly cut grass only not so dull. They have this bright energy glow in them.” He replied without looking up from his phone.

I bet you’re really wondering what we are doing now, aren’t ya? No we aren’t traveling to the ninja dojo up on Mount Everest, and yes we are still at “the ‘s’ word”. No not that ‘s’ word’. I’m talking about that building, were we are locked up in cells and guards are watching us daily, (aka school).

 Well, I , Ellie Meredith Carbuckle is questioning thee Ellie James Fisher. Remember those crazy neighbors that I had? Good, now remember that dude that me, Summer, and Ellie saw when we were giving out waffles? That’s him. Turns out that he goes to the same school and is in most of my classes.

“Is that ok?” He said giving me a questioning look.

“mhm?” I said thinking of the most possible things he could’ve been asking me.

A date? No, we hardly know each other.

His girlfriend? Nah, doubt it.

A friend? He’s inviting me over?

His car? Yah, maybe that’s what, guys love to show off their cars.

“I actually asked if it was ok if we went to our next class, but if you want to see my car I can show you after school..”  He said trailing of. I really need to keep my mouth shut.

“Forget I said that, let’s just get to class.” I said walking by his side to English class.

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“Girlfriend, you do not just go and make fun of a guy’s clothes!” El told me while we were seated in the school’s garden, a few people were still lingering around waiting for someone or something.

“I know El ! But he was wearing a pink shirt ! Pink ! I thought he was one of those jocks or somethin’, but pink ? I hate to admit this but that guy has no fashion sense. Even Lady Gaga wears better clothes!” I argued with Ellie(the girl).

“Speaking of her, did you see those converse boots she was wearing last week at her interview with Ellen? They were awesome !” El said as she changed the subject. My phone beeped three times notifying me that I got a new message.

Ellie James: is there a certain reason you asked me to meet you at the school’s garden?

Me: yope, I want you to meet someone.

Ellie James: Is if one of your crazy friends?

Me: Hey hey! Summer may be weird but she’s a good friend !