Hi babes! Well, I'm reading this fanfic about luke so, but so childish that it's freaking hilarious.
It goes like this:
Today at school there was a new guy.
'Do you wanna be my friend?' - he asked.
'I don't know, let me think about it. I'll tell you next break'.
'Okey'
*during break*
'YEEEES, I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND'
(...)
'You're such a mamma's girl' - said Luke.
I started to feel the tears rolling down my face.
And I ran away from him.
How dare he calling me a mamma's girl? I'm not! And I was always his friend!
(...)
I came home, said hello to my mom and went up to my room.
And I decided to experiment something I've never done before.
(...)
I picked up the razor and I began slicing my skin.
This one's for loving Luke.
This one's for him calling me a mamma's girl.
This one's for me being ugly.
This one's for me being fat.
This one's for Ashton hurting my bbf.
(...)
I called my bff, I needed to vent.
'Claire? I did shit...'
'What's wrong?'
'I-I cut my-myself'
'YOU WHAT? LUKE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT!'
(...)
'You're not gonna do it again, are you?' - Claire asked
'Y-Yes.'
(...)
'Luke I-I like you, like, really like you.'
'I don't, sorry we should take a break, it's for the best.'
I start crying.
(...)
'What's wrong claire?' . I asked her, seeing her cry.
'Ashton said he didn't like me that way!'
'Luke told me the same' - I hugged her and we both cried in each other's arms.
(...)
'I like you, after all!' - said Luke while he hugged me.
It had been a month since our last talk.
'I'm still mad at you!'
'I'm sorry, I will never call you a mamma's girl again! Do you wanna date?'
'I don't know, let me think, I'll tell you during break.'
*break happens*
'So?!'
'YES! I LOVE YOU'
(...)
I'm going on a vacation with my cousin. I've always liked him, and he has always liked me.
(...)
'Hey' - he kissed me in the mouth.
'I have a boyfriend, and I love him! - I laughed.
'But he'll never know...'
(...)
I'm now saying goodbye to my cousin.
'Goodbye...' - I whispered.
'Bye...' - he kissed me.
(Actually she wrote Bay but ok)
(...)
'You didn't cheat on me, right?' - Luke asked.
'Of course not, you're the only one I love' - we kiss.
I've only read this far...
What do you think? xD
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Typical Fanfictions (Translation)
HumorBasically a parody of some fanfictions. It's just a sattire. We don't hate fanfictions and have nothing against them or the authors. It's just for fun. (I'm a fanfic reader myself.) Just a translation c: (original in Portuguese - https://www.wattpad...