Chapter 2: A Good Way to Die

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  THIS IS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND ISABELLA WHO RAN THROUGH RAIN TO GET GRACIE'S FRENCH HORN❤️❤️ WE LOVE YOU
-WISEGIRL

"Sterling your late," said Mrs Kimberly.
"Actually," the whole class turned with wide eyes, Elizabeth dare go up against Mrs Kimberly. "I set foot in this class seconds before the tarty bell rang so technically I'm not late."
  "But you face planted so...you're late in my class."
  "But you can't give me a tardy, that would be dishonoring the schools policy," Lizzy stated, staring with no emotion while Mrs Kimberly stared back.
"Well then fine," the whole class erupted with clapping and hurrahs. If it was that easy not getting a tarty, she could face plant into first period more often, Lizzie thought.
"Enough!" The class straitened up in their desks.
"If you wanted to start a riot miss Sterling, I suggest you proceed to the principal's office. Unless you take a seat like everyone else and turn to chapter 44 before everyone is put in the books."
The books where simple. The principle received a small leather book, that he read each day. If your name was in the book earlier than lunch, you had to walk at recess, but if it was later (which where usually the bad kids) they got a talking to by the principal. Lizzy quickly ran to her desk opening to chapter 44.

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It's lunch time...
   "I dare you," Isabella said slamming a bag of Hot Cheetos and some mint mentos.
   "Dare excepted" Lizzy replied as she cracked the top of the AW root beer bottle.
  "Oh wait Cheka, to the right person," she said with a smirk. Lizzy smirked back. This meant pranking the one person who everyone despises, Mrs. B. She was a fat women, rounded in the stomach (probably because she eats children) and has a rued attitude. She was the devil (and CWS's drama teacher) which meant she held captive KK and K next period. Why not make it a free period, Liz thought following Izzie down the hallway.
    Mrs B's office was down the left side Of the hallway. It was easy getting inside since everyone was outside in the field, including the hall monitors. The girls peeked through the crack in the door. Mrs B was napping at her desk. Her snoring was loud and seemed to shake the office. Perfect, both girls thought. Izzie crawled in first, Lizzy second. Lizzy took out the duck-tape and 3 bottles of root-beer, she aimed 2 bottles at her face duck-taping the to the desk. She opened the caps, setting them on the floor, lightly stacking 4 mentos on top of the to bottles. Once the girls were safely out of the office, they would stomp on the floor making the mentos topple over into the root-beer bottles causing an explosion.
    Isabella creeped behind the desk placing the third bottle in between Mrs B's fat thighs, setting up the mentos just like Elizabeth. The girls crawled out of the office, stood up and stomped on the hard wood floor, outside the office. They herd a fizz and ran for their lives strait into the girls bathroom, were the two ran into the last stall eating Hot Cheetos.
    A loud BANG and a a scream had them laughing their little naive hearts out, but when they herd loud footsteps towards the bathroom they shut their mouths. Sadly Isabella shoved a Hot Cheeto in her mouth and crunched down.
     "There you are you little Devil," she said creeping down the bathroom, noticing all the doors open except one. Lizzie was a great actress and if she could play this one out she could get both of them out of detention. No, that will never happen, not today, in all ways. Isabella slipped crashing into Liz, this caused the doors to miraculously open, slinging Elizabeth on the floor and Isabella on top of her. Lizzy slapped her with her dusty red fingers causing a streak of red across her face.
"Ow! That hurt!" She said
"Sterling and Hirsi, would have thought," Mrs B said grabbing the girls by the hood like roadkill. The two would have taken her seriously if it wasn't for the fact she looked like a total dork. Her glasses were foamed, in between every cranny was mento dust and root beer, her hands were wet and the girls couldn't help but laugh.
"You'll be sorry you little brats," she said walking towards the principals office.
"Annie! What happened!" Principal Westman exclaimed as he saw her. She threw the two girls on the ground. He saw Isabella and Elizabeth.
"Girls what did you do?" He asked "Annie would you mind exiting," she nodded and left.
"Well that is a way to get murdered by a teacher," he said
"Such a good way to die," Liz replied, Isabella laughed and Mr Westman did the same.
"You know girls, you can't get away with pulling a stunt like that," he said leaning against his chair. Principal Edward Westman was Mrs Kimberly's husband. He had brown eyes and black hair. He went to school looking sharp, not underdressed, wearing a suit and tie. The girls have been in his office countless of times, probably more then the other students. This meant they have called him by his real name many of times.
"Your going to have to have detention and be sent home, Mrs Compton will call your parents." The girls thanked him and left. Mrs Compton was Westman's secretary, she smelled so highly of perfume it was poisonous.
"Wait here girls, your ride will be here shortly and you are still responsible for turning in homework tomorrow," she said returning to her work, the girls sighed, but they got out of school early.
"BEST PRANK EVER," the girls said before Isabella got up and left leaving Elizabeth behind.

I love you izz and this is for you. All the girls love u even more. Hope you enjoy❤️ press that vote button!
-WISEGIRL

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