Bat-Family headcanons/imagines/preferences

Group Chat >Imagine<

#Imagine

Dick Grayson added Jason Todd, Tim Drake and Damian Wayne.

Dick: alright, bruce's b'day is coming up soon and we need to get him a present.

Jason: lmao what do you mean 'we'?

Damian: It means Grayson is poor and wants us to split the cost.

Dick: and how were you planning on buying bruce a present dami? Using daddy's credit card?

Jason: back it up, that's not actually a bad idea

Dick: you can't make bruce buy his own birthday present you moron.

Jason: stop interrupting my genius

Jason Todd set the nickname for Dick Grayson to 'literal dick'.

Literal dick: seriously?

Jason: 😂😂🖕🏼

Tim Drake added Stephanie Brown.

Damian: Why is Drake in this group? He can't offer anything useful.

Jason: bet he can offer something useful to steph 😏

Steph: stfu todd just because I said no when you asked me out...

Jason: YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT FFS

Tim: Wait Steph he asked you out?

Literal dick: can we please get back to the point?!

Tim: What do you buy the man who has everything?

Jason: a girlfriend? Lmao

Damian: Actually Todd he's going out with Catwoman tonight.

Jason: he fucking what? How did he pull that?

Literal dick: probably had something to do with the whole batman thing

Jason: then how come we don't pull hot super villains?

Tim: Because Red Hood isn't Batman.

Steph: Also Red Hood is Jason.

Damian: Todd couldn't even get Fatgirl to date him.

Steph: I will hurt you Damian...

Tim Drake set the nickname for Damian Wayne to 'Demon Spawn'

Demon Spawn: Very funny Drake.

literal dick: you're all useless...

Jason: coming from you.

Steph: you started this chat because you didn't know what to get Bruce for his birthday but rly you of all people should know what to get him because you've known him longest... dickhead

Tim: Was that a pun?

literal dick: when are we going to move past making jokes about my name?

Demon Spawn: Never.

literal dick: BUT WHAT ABOUT BRUCE'S BIRTHDAY?

Jason: we could get him a new tie??

literal dick: you're an idiot.

Demon Spawn: I have an idea.

Damian Wayne added Alfred Pennyworth.

Demon Spawn: Pennyworth, we don't know what to get father for his birthday.

Alfred: Might I suggest you give him a night off? He has Miss Kyle coming over and I'm certain he would enjoy some peace and quiet more than anything.

literal dick: ...so who's buying him a card?

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