Bert and Ernie lie awake in their separate beds, staring at the dark ceiling.
"Bert?" Ernie said in a croaky, tired voice. "Are you awake?"
"Yeah, I can't sleep. My mind keeps going back to our sexy fun time" Bert said, biting his lip.
"Oh." Ernie said, squeezing his rubber ducky. "Man this bed really is roomy."
Bert smirked and climbed into the empty space on Ernie's bed.
"Squeeze it again." Bert said, wiggling.
*Squeak* the rubber ducky sounded.
"That's nice" Bert said.
His stuffing started overflowing the bed.
"Papi .. You're making a mess." Ernie said, licking up the stuffing.
Bert growled and more stuffing spilled out.
Ernie squeezed the rubber duck again.
This time, it was so hard, that the rubber ducky exploded and then turned into Bob Duncan.
"I'm here to give you kids the Bob Duncan experience! Time to exterminate your virginities!" the bald man said.
"I always knew I liked my men... older" Ernie smirked.
Bob stuck it in and then ...
TO BE CONTINUED ...
A/N
that plot twist fam. anywayyy hmu on the insta and twitter. i need some ideas lmaooo. vote if you're wet ok bye.
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Bert & Ernie: More Than Roommates
ActionBert & Ernie were once innocent roommates. One day, when Ernie was taking a bath, Bert walked in... and he liked what he saw. To hear their steamy bathroom sesh, continue this story lmaoo. Enjoy (;
