Bert and Ernie were staring at the child walk around.
"What is it doing." Bert said.
"I have no idea." Ernie said.
Kemery went up to her guardians and looked them into the eyes.
"What are you doing in my swamp?" she said.
"What?" Bert said.
"It's all ogre now." Kemery said.
"Are you even speaking English?" Ernie asked.
"Shrek is love, Shrek is life." Kemery said.
Kemery started flying to her room and went on Barbie.com and decided she wanted to be a vet today.
"I wonder what Shrek would play on Barbie.com" she said to herself.
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"Okay the kid is gone, suck my clit so hard it bleeds." Ernie said.
"YAS PAPI." He moaned, feeling his pussy fall off.
"MEOW! WOOF!" her moaned.
"What are you doing?" Kemery said.
"UMMMM" Ernie replied, pushing Bert off him.
"My eyes are no longer a Virginia." Kemery said.
A/N:
rip Kemery's Virginia eyes.
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Bert & Ernie: More Than Roommates
AcciónBert & Ernie were once innocent roommates. One day, when Ernie was taking a bath, Bert walked in... and he liked what he saw. To hear their steamy bathroom sesh, continue this story lmaoo. Enjoy (;
