"I have to tell you something..." Ernie said with tears in his eyes.
"What is it, papi?" Bob said.
"I'm pregnant... Bert got a sperm in me." Ernie said crying.
"When's it due." Bob said.
"Ummm....RIGHT NOW!!" Ernie said in pain.
"WE NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR." Bert said.
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"Hello, my name is Raini and guess who got a job as a nurse!" the short mexican said.
"I'M GIVING BIRTH, FATASS" Ernie said. "HELP ME."
"IT'S A GIRL HUMAN." Raini said.
"Are you hiding something from me?" Bert said crying.
"No baby no!" Ernie said.
"I KNEW IT!" Bert said. "I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU ALONE WITH Barack Obama!!"
"Ernie what are you going to name her?" Raini said.
"Umm... Kemery..." Bert said.
"SHE'S ABOUT TO SAY HER FIRST WORDS ALREADY!!"
"E-e" the baby started.
"Ernie? Is she gonna say Ernie?" Bob said.
"SHUT UP AND LET HER TALK" Ernie said.
"EAT MY FUCKING SHIT." Kemery said.
A/N:
kemery is a fuckin savage. s/o to Kemery tho, she wrote a song about food and it's fuckin lit.
-addie // @addiegogertyy on Instagram & @allythedino on Twitter
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Bert & Ernie: More Than Roommates
ActionBert & Ernie were once innocent roommates. One day, when Ernie was taking a bath, Bert walked in... and he liked what he saw. To hear their steamy bathroom sesh, continue this story lmaoo. Enjoy (;
